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Brooke!
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She/Her. US ESC fan. Phillies. Live Music. Books. Award Shows. Off-the-rails ramblings. No AI. No Substacks. ⭕️

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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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the amount in which my Filipino friends and I keep sending each other reels on IG that are roasting Trader Joe's horrible version of chicken adobo
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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One girl said “it doesn’t matter if you ban a book because everyone can find that information online” and then I blew their minds by talking about how your search history can be monitored and sold to the government without your permission, but your library borrowing history requires a warrant.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I think the lesson here is if you've been scared to write a novel or memoir or whatever you should just do it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Trogdooooooorrrrrrr
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sanremo Giovani tomorrow:

Amsi, Angelica Bove, Disco Club Paradiso, Lea Gavino, Nicolò Filippucci e Soap.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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i am learning entirely too much about creepy men i didn’t even know about who have inexplicably decided to out themselves as “i dated a 16-year-old when i was 25, here’s why i’m unfairly on a registry”

like goddamn learn something from that experience or Don’t Post. really just Don’t Post
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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There are no appropriate targets.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I am once again asking that we
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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h/T to @baddestmamajama.bsky.social who did this and really made me laugh:

Olivia Nuzzi bio Mad Libs

GO
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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starting a rumor that these are also the missing Clinton emails
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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you love to see it
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This thing is gonna tell some guy to kill his family and that guy is gonna kill his family.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Good.
Boston University Student Faces Backlash After He Called ICE on Workers
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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GMs hastily scribbling “no raw milk” riders into their player contracts
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Nothing like this photo to make me feel in my bones that the Phillies contention window has fully closed
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Hiding your phone from Ro Khanna because you're texting Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of a hearing.
Jeffrey Epstein appeared to text with Del. Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands) during Michael Cohen's 2019 congressional hearing and may have influenced her questions.

Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Class action. We deserve financial compensation.
I feel personally victimized by this loss of aura
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM