BEEF
@heathstroganoff.bsky.social
Movie lover. Wolfpack fan. Amateur Jason Kelce impersonator.
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The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone
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having breakfast and laffing
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 AM
having breakfast and laffing
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder
Amon-Ra St Brown leaps into the seats ... Jared Goff ... uh... climbs in.
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder
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the one trick mods don’t want you to know
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
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WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
September 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?
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Whenever you see a program like Virginia Tech has eight points on the scoreboard, you just know they didn't get them the touchdown way
August 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Whenever you see a program like Virginia Tech has eight points on the scoreboard, you just know they didn't get them the touchdown way
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Former Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds has died at 51 years old. metalinjection.net/news/brent-h...
BRENT HINDS Dead At 51 - Metal Injection
Former Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds has died at 51 years old in a tragic car accident on August 20 in Georgia.
metalinjection.net
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Former Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds has died at 51 years old. metalinjection.net/news/brent-h...
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Madonna made the best Bond song of all time and it was for Austin Powers 2.
August 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Madonna made the best Bond song of all time and it was for Austin Powers 2.
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Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here
August 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here
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Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
August 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one
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Sad to think that on that fateful night, despite the urgent call, it is highly unlikely that everybody wanged chung
July 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sad to think that on that fateful night, despite the urgent call, it is highly unlikely that everybody wanged chung
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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When Sheldon sees a weird prehistoric fish
June 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When Sheldon sees a weird prehistoric fish
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HGTV one of the chief perpetrators of “your guys’s”
June 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
HGTV one of the chief perpetrators of “your guys’s”
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Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever
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they’re assembling the pervert megazord
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
they’re assembling the pervert megazord
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typical corrupt science
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
typical corrupt science