@havecankles
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Escapee from the birb site
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you used to have to stand in a line and talk to a human being to print a physical ticket to go inside and wait in line so someone could tear the ticket. and none of that incurred a "booking fee"
April 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
you used to have to stand in a line and talk to a human being to print a physical ticket to go inside and wait in line so someone could tear the ticket. and none of that incurred a "booking fee"
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I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
February 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
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it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol
January 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol
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Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
-- Karl Marx
-- Karl Marx
January 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state.
-- Karl Marx
-- Karl Marx
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i love how insane everyone is becomeing
January 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i love how insane everyone is becomeing
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me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
December 28, 2024 at 12:13 AM
me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right
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I feel like everyone who did hackneyed pr puff pieces on this guy calling him an epic genius and stuff while he was still just a relatively marginal billionaire and not yet the most powerful villain in the world should do a public apology and then retire
In his first big flex of power on Capitol Hill, Elon Musk shitposted a bunch of misinformation to kill a bipartisan spending bill that would have averted a government shutdown, threatened reps supporting it, and demanded Congress stop working until Trump is in office. Awesome stuff
Musk Kills Government Funding Deal, Demands Shutdown Until Trump Is Sworn In
Elon Musk went on a posting spree on X to block a congressional funding bill, saying the government should shut down until Trump becomes president.
www.rollingstone.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I feel like everyone who did hackneyed pr puff pieces on this guy calling him an epic genius and stuff while he was still just a relatively marginal billionaire and not yet the most powerful villain in the world should do a public apology and then retire
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Suzy Erectile Disfunction
Your billionaire name is the first dog you had and your deepest darkest secret that would ruin you if you didn’t own both the newspaper and tv station
December 18, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Suzy Erectile Disfunction
Get someone who looks at your enemies the way this guy looks at Alan Jones.
December 18, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Get someone who looks at your enemies the way this guy looks at Alan Jones.
“I have no idea to know whether or not…”
This person claims to be a serious journalist.
This person claims to be a serious journalist.
Since it seems like he chickens out; i think it's important that people see that even in "intimidating correspondence" Jesse Singal is just a child apeing what he imagines a "serious adult" is.
December 17, 2024 at 8:50 AM
“I have no idea to know whether or not…”
This person claims to be a serious journalist.
This person claims to be a serious journalist.
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internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
December 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
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"That CEO was a husband and a father"
Okay, well, say something that wasn't also true about Osama bin Laden
Okay, well, say something that wasn't also true about Osama bin Laden
December 14, 2024 at 4:10 AM
"That CEO was a husband and a father"
Okay, well, say something that wasn't also true about Osama bin Laden
Okay, well, say something that wasn't also true about Osama bin Laden
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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
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FIFA has announced that the 2038 World Cup will be held on the Death Star
December 12, 2024 at 12:21 AM
FIFA has announced that the 2038 World Cup will be held on the Death Star
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a lesson we have learned repeatedly in the UK is that when transphobes suddenly appear in load-bearing roles in organisations, they are usually prepared to sacrifice everything, including their job and their org’s credibility, in order to platform and perform transphobia
December 11, 2024 at 8:51 AM
a lesson we have learned repeatedly in the UK is that when transphobes suddenly appear in load-bearing roles in organisations, they are usually prepared to sacrifice everything, including their job and their org’s credibility, in order to platform and perform transphobia
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Powerful:
“Do You Hear the People Sing?” from Les Misérables with modified “Deny, Defend, Depose” lyrics
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYuuLM7w/
“Do You Hear the People Sing?” from Les Misérables with modified “Deny, Defend, Depose” lyrics
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYuuLM7w/
December 11, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Powerful:
“Do You Hear the People Sing?” from Les Misérables with modified “Deny, Defend, Depose” lyrics
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYuuLM7w/
“Do You Hear the People Sing?” from Les Misérables with modified “Deny, Defend, Depose” lyrics
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYuuLM7w/
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Shorten threatening that if the Coalition gains power members of APS behind Robodebt will be rehired is some gall: Scott Britton, the former national manager, compliance risk for the Department of Human Services is currently working as a senior exec at the NDIA www.themandarin.com.au/283299-short...
Shorten warns of APS career resurrection for robodebt violators
The Services Australia minister says some of the mandarins behind robodebt may be rehired by a Coalition government "as soon as they can.”
www.themandarin.com.au
December 11, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Shorten threatening that if the Coalition gains power members of APS behind Robodebt will be rehired is some gall: Scott Britton, the former national manager, compliance risk for the Department of Human Services is currently working as a senior exec at the NDIA www.themandarin.com.au/283299-short...
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