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whats up redtube, it's me Mr Bust -- the porn parody Mr Beast -- and i have to jack off these 1,000 guys
December 18, 2024 at 4:26 PM
whats up redtube, it's me Mr Bust -- the porn parody Mr Beast -- and i have to jack off these 1,000 guys
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just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
December 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
theonion.com/man-says-fuc...
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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Yoon Suk Yeol being allowed back into the Presidents office
December 6, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Yoon Suk Yeol being allowed back into the Presidents office
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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(Don’t Speak by No Doubt)
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
November 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
(Don’t Speak by No Doubt)
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
🎶 Roast beef 🎶
More giant space eyes
November 24, 2024 at 4:57 PM
More giant space eyes
That's a freaking eye
November 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
That's a freaking eye
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Yeah sorry but Narutop*dia seems terrible,
November 23, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Yeah sorry but Narutop*dia seems terrible,
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funny how all the “Bluesky is an echo chamber” opeds sound exactly the same
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
funny how all the “Bluesky is an echo chamber” opeds sound exactly the same
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(Listening to Aphex Twin while jacking off) wow, the world has become an Adam Curtis documentary
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM
(Listening to Aphex Twin while jacking off) wow, the world has become an Adam Curtis documentary
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
Look how happy he is
Take this as a warning against what junk food does to you, children.
November 17, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Look how happy he is
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"Is wokeness one big power grab?"
November 16, 2024 at 8:15 PM
"Is wokeness one big power grab?"
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Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.
November 15, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.