eddie harrison
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San Francisco, CA
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eddie harrison
@harrison.pizza
· Mar 7
alt text is where the real action happens, baby
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Is this really from the Washington Post’s Sunday crossword?
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Is this really from the Washington Post’s Sunday crossword?
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Are women “not funny” or do men not understand when women are making jokes
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Are women “not funny” or do men not understand when women are making jokes
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ascii stuff for the first time in a while
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ascii stuff for the first time in a while
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"Every discourse is threatened with this sudden reversibility, absorbed into its own signs without a trace of meaning."
- Seduction
- Seduction
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Every discourse is threatened with this sudden reversibility, absorbed into its own signs without a trace of meaning."
- Seduction
- Seduction
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good article though unfortunately the game industry is largely controlled by people who are unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
aftermath.site
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
good article though unfortunately the game industry is largely controlled by people who are unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats
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A lot of the people bemoaning Netflix's possible acquisition of WB are ignoring the fact that if WB goes to Paramount, it will be Disney buying Fox all over again--WB will become a "label" within Paramount and then simply disappear. Ellison hasn't shown he can run one studio. Don't give him two. >
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A lot of the people bemoaning Netflix's possible acquisition of WB are ignoring the fact that if WB goes to Paramount, it will be Disney buying Fox all over again--WB will become a "label" within Paramount and then simply disappear. Ellison hasn't shown he can run one studio. Don't give him two. >
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I think this was always true but is especially true as the era of films premiering on closed platforms subsumes the relatively (and certainly imperfectly) open era of theatrical distribution and cable tv
All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I think this was always true but is especially true as the era of films premiering on closed platforms subsumes the relatively (and certainly imperfectly) open era of theatrical distribution and cable tv
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Star Trek 90210
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Star Trek 90210
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There was literally a story in Newsweek before they even announced what the “secret project that would revolutionize transportation” actually was that had a not insignificant number of adults guessing it was a transporter.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There was literally a story in Newsweek before they even announced what the “secret project that would revolutionize transportation” actually was that had a not insignificant number of adults guessing it was a transporter.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
I cannot stress enough how much this was the Fyre Fest of its time.
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Star Trek: First Contact - on banjo.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Star Trek: First Contact - on banjo.
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Claudia Black hive, assemble! Have I ALSO done a viewing guide/feature on Farscape? I mean, have you met me?? www.ign.com/articles/201...
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Claudia Black hive, assemble! Have I ALSO done a viewing guide/feature on Farscape? I mean, have you met me?? www.ign.com/articles/201...
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"I think episode 8 of ANDOR season 2 is the most important episode of television this year, and probably for many years to come...It’s a crime that Genevieve O'Reilly was not acknowledged with awards.”
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"I think episode 8 of ANDOR season 2 is the most important episode of television this year, and probably for many years to come...It’s a crime that Genevieve O'Reilly was not acknowledged with awards.”
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
~ Bryan Fuller, creator of HANNIBAL, PUSHING DAISIES and STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 👍🏼
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I’ve been pretty sold on the idea that Dems should put effort into being a social club as much as a political party in large part because it’s increasingly clear this sort of group ritual is something we need as a society and it’s a lot better if it’s one that had values we actually want to promote
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’ve been pretty sold on the idea that Dems should put effort into being a social club as much as a political party in large part because it’s increasingly clear this sort of group ritual is something we need as a society and it’s a lot better if it’s one that had values we actually want to promote
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Someone finally tied it all together.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Someone finally tied it all together.
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maybe the simplest encapsulation of the difference between childhood and adulthood is that magic as a child is something that just happens and magic as an adult is something you need to be open to experiencing
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
maybe the simplest encapsulation of the difference between childhood and adulthood is that magic as a child is something that just happens and magic as an adult is something you need to be open to experiencing
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This is super fun. I feel like this gimmick will be the next comic by @nsousanis.bsky.social or @tymgodek.bsky.social
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is super fun. I feel like this gimmick will be the next comic by @nsousanis.bsky.social or @tymgodek.bsky.social
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Look man. I’m opening night for new Avatar movies. Every time. You can argue until you’re blue in the face about “cultural impact” or whatever. The rest of us understand Big Jim knows how to make a crazy VFX showcase movie to watch in the theater and that’s all these things need to be
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Look man. I’m opening night for new Avatar movies. Every time. You can argue until you’re blue in the face about “cultural impact” or whatever. The rest of us understand Big Jim knows how to make a crazy VFX showcase movie to watch in the theater and that’s all these things need to be
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Like? The TECHNIQUE is missing. The PRODUCERS are missing. The real live MUSICIANS are missing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Like? The TECHNIQUE is missing. The PRODUCERS are missing. The real live MUSICIANS are missing.
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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NOO NOT CLAUDE,
Famed San Francisco albino alligator Claude dies at 30
The unofficial mascot for San Francisco recently had a year of birthday celebrations.
sfstandard.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
NOO NOT CLAUDE,
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Requested a book through ILL over break. It arrived today. Libraries man.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Requested a book through ILL over break. It arrived today. Libraries man.
I’m “good” at anagrams, I’m just running multiple parallel instances of dyslexia
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m “good” at anagrams, I’m just running multiple parallel instances of dyslexia
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honestly better than I would have expected
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
honestly better than I would have expected