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Art, selfies, cooking, dumb takes
Magneto was right
Pinned
This is what I mean when I say I’m an emotional cowboy
Hashtag Mustache Monday
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fighting the Sunday Scaries sipping tea, reading 3 Body Problem, listening to Ginger Root in the background, and looking forward to a busy week of socializing with friends after work
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
How is it already Sunday?
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Checking out the local wildlife
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Does he know that the dude working the oven behind him is a Simpson’s character? Why are they drawn so differently?!?!?
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
He even looks like me lol
he just like me fr
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Not surprising. They love cops and internment camps for the homeless
Big news! I’m endorsed by Salt Lake City’s entire elected leadership — a huge vote of confidence from people who know what effective public service looks like. I’m grateful, energized, and ready to keep building. This is just the beginning. A growing list of supporters is coming your way soon!
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
UDOT’s reckless misuse of traffic signage is why I have trust issues
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Total nuclear disarmament NOW, forcibly reform army and police into a National Civic Works Corps and completely overhaul American infrastructure, all 1 percenters imprisoned for the crime of hoarding and their assets seized, landlords stripped of their property, prison otherwise abolished
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Happy Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
No actually, I won’t be voting for democrats again. I’ll be voting Working Families no matter who from now on
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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individual Dem voters are expected to ignore their personal beliefs and interests in service of broader goals (i.e., "vote to protect democracy") while the people we've actually elected do not hold themselves to the same standard. this wasn't even the toughest fight they'll face and they folded
like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Just thinking again how Democrats asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
His and hers
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Back on my bullshit - being sad
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Got new supplies for a fun little art project I’ve been planning
Artsy November is here hehehehe
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Yoooooo new Fionna and Cake!!
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
What the fuck is going on? Will no one with even a little bit of institutional power stand up to the fascism?!? They should have been BLASTING this document everywhere
The USDA has a contingency plan to keep SNAP running during a government shutdown — but the document laying out that plan has been deleted from the agency’s website.

www.notus.org/trump-white-...
USDA Quietly Deletes Its Contingency Plan for Funding SNAP
The 55-page “lapse of funding” document for USDA is no longer available online.
www.notus.org
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Andrew Cuomo is a bad man pulling on a dangerous thread because he wants to win a job he doesn’t actually want to do in a place he hates
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
His and hers
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM