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Art, selfies, cooking, dumb takes
Magneto was right
Pinned
Golden hour in California does hit different
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February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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pronouncing mustache like headache
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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This is what a rigged economy looks like.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Magneto-ass plan
we need to start Project Gay Ant
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Four day weekend and an entire season and a half of Bob’s Burgers to catch up on
a cartoon of bob 's burgers says oh yeahh !!
Alt: Tina from bob's burgers flailing her arms about (dancing) says oh yeahh!!
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February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Now that earthquake I felt! I need them to stop though. Why is SLC experiencing so many?
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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watching men’s figure skating
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Have we seen proof that Maduro is alive? Has the UN been demanding his release? Have diplomats been fighting the cruelty of the new oil blockade to Cuba?
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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I’m over here busting my ass trying to do my taxes, and meanwhile the whole thing is going towards funding an international cabal of elite pedophiles. What a racket.
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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having my monthly “what if we all stopped p*ying our t*xes” train of thought
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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They must know that we all recognize this for exactly what it is, yes? They must be aware that they are fooling precisely no one here. They must understand that they are displaying an absolutely stunning level of naked cowardice
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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If we even have a country after all this, I can't even begin to imagine the cleanup. Our credit histories, tax information, social security numbers, personal data, online identities, all of it needs to be obliterated so we can start fresh. All these agencies are now major security vulnerabilities.
🚨 SCOOP: The IRS improperly disclosed confidential immigrant tax information to DHS, per sources.

It opens up HUGE liability for the US government.

Trump is suing the IRS over substantially the same disclosures -- for $10 billion.

🎁 Gift link:
IRS improperly disclosed confidential immigrant tax data to DHS
The tax agency only recently discovered it improperly disclosed tax information on thousands of the wrong people to immigration enforcement.
wapo.st
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
ICE’s domestic terror campaign has not stopped in Minnesota. These fascists need to be abolished*

*I hold other words here in my heart, mind, and prayers
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Good news! I’m a nighttime gym goer now because the vibes are much calmer
I don’t know if I have it in me to go to the gym early in the morning every day guys
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM