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Ryan
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Art, selfies, cooking, dumb takes
Magneto was right
Pinned
Golden hour in California does hit different
Frieren is walkable, third space city propaganda (complimentary)
February 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Barley risotto, roasted salmon and broccoli with tahini tzatziki 😋
February 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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vroom vroom 💨 ✨
May 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I refuse to let Ben Platt be better than me in any way so I'm going to the gym again
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ootd. Running errands and listening to STRFKR
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
My aesthetic is definitely the iPad resting on the toilet lid playing YouTube videos of Unhhhh while I take a bath in my 30s
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Happy trail Monday
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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pronouncing mustache like headache
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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This is what a rigged economy looks like.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Magneto-ass plan
we need to start Project Gay Ant
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Four day weekend and an entire season and a half of Bob’s Burgers to catch up on
a cartoon of bob 's burgers says oh yeahh !!
Alt: Tina from bob's burgers flailing her arms about (dancing) says oh yeahh!!
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Now that earthquake I felt! I need them to stop though. Why is SLC experiencing so many?
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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watching men’s figure skating
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Have we seen proof that Maduro is alive? Has the UN been demanding his release? Have diplomats been fighting the cruelty of the new oil blockade to Cuba?
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM