Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
What a terrible day to be awake, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
What a terrible day to be awake, huh?
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It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Bartleby the Scrivener
that’s it: I wasn’t meant to labor
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Bartleby the Scrivener
Find you a man who looks at you the way I look at a bowl of tteok-bokki when I'm drunk at 4am
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Find you a man who looks at you the way I look at a bowl of tteok-bokki when I'm drunk at 4am
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My beefy sweaty boyfriend, love you @lighterfandango.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My beefy sweaty boyfriend, love you @lighterfandango.bsky.social
Work. But also it's wild that this is all it takes, and yet we don't just do this more often
Mayor Mamdani has nullified every executive order issued by Eric Adams after he struck his corrupt bargain with Trump to secure dismissal of the indictment against him.
January 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Work. But also it's wild that this is all it takes, and yet we don't just do this more often
Now that she's an adult, am I allowed to say I don't think MBB is a good actress at all?
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Now that she's an adult, am I allowed to say I don't think MBB is a good actress at all?
You obviously shouldn't get mad at New Year's resolution gym goers just because they're new, but you are still always allowed to get mad at bad gym etiquette and behavior from anyone, new or not
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
You obviously shouldn't get mad at New Year's resolution gym goers just because they're new, but you are still always allowed to get mad at bad gym etiquette and behavior from anyone, new or not
Happy New Year! I hope you all have a special someone who's gonna bust a load in you at the stroke of midnight
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Happy New Year! I hope you all have a special someone who's gonna bust a load in you at the stroke of midnight
Hell yeah
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Hell yeah
If you rush to get in front of me to the escalator and then stand still on it, I should be allowed to call you mean names to your face while I'm stuck behind you
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you rush to get in front of me to the escalator and then stand still on it, I should be allowed to call you mean names to your face while I'm stuck behind you
There's a thing that a lot of modern retellings of Christmas Carol do wrong, but one of the worst is they keep emphasizing his frugality for himself. The ghosts don't CARE that his sheets are threadbare. The crimes that forge his chains are the ones against other people; he can live however he wants
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
There's a thing that a lot of modern retellings of Christmas Carol do wrong, but one of the worst is they keep emphasizing his frugality for himself. The ghosts don't CARE that his sheets are threadbare. The crimes that forge his chains are the ones against other people; he can live however he wants
An ai image generator trained exclusively on guys making gooning faces
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
An ai image generator trained exclusively on guys making gooning faces
I need to fix the broken part of me that makes me want to top everyone shorter than me as hard as I possibly can
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I need to fix the broken part of me that makes me want to top everyone shorter than me as hard as I possibly can
The nice thing about having your boyfriend sleep over is sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night to put his dick inside you 😌
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The nice thing about having your boyfriend sleep over is sometimes he wakes up in the middle of the night to put his dick inside you 😌
I am also noted for my trunk which facilitates gay sex
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I am also noted for my trunk which facilitates gay sex
I love learning about stuff
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I love learning about stuff
Woah what the fuck?
BREAKING Film director Rob Reiner and his wife Michele were found stabbed to death at home, sources say - TMZ
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Woah what the fuck?
David Cronenberg remake of The Santa Clause when?
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
David Cronenberg remake of The Santa Clause when?
The five second rule also applies to ice cream you were eating for breakfast right?
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The five second rule also applies to ice cream you were eating for breakfast right?
My boyfriend just woke up from a nap, asked for a packet of fruit snacks, ate them, and then fell back asleep
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My boyfriend just woke up from a nap, asked for a packet of fruit snacks, ate them, and then fell back asleep
Is the devil's bargain that Mrs Claus made with Heat Miser the reason the ice caps are melting?
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is the devil's bargain that Mrs Claus made with Heat Miser the reason the ice caps are melting?
Santacon is a terrorist organization
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Santacon is a terrorist organization
Sorry santacon straights, but if you didn't want to see hard cocks, you should have stayed home instead of looking over my shoulder at my phone
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sorry santacon straights, but if you didn't want to see hard cocks, you should have stayed home instead of looking over my shoulder at my phone
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December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM