Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
My dad's new thing is trying to convince me to move to Florida because "Tampa's actually pretty blue"
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
My dad's new thing is trying to convince me to move to Florida because "Tampa's actually pretty blue"
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The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
January 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.
I hope next season introduces The Traitor Traitor. One member of the traitors is selected who wins bonus money if all the other traitors are eliminated BUT them
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I hope next season introduces The Traitor Traitor. One member of the traitors is selected who wins bonus money if all the other traitors are eliminated BUT them
Just starting this season of Traitors, so no spoilies, but I'd vote to banish Rapaport first, and I'd openly say I was doing it because I personally think he's garbage
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Just starting this season of Traitors, so no spoilies, but I'd vote to banish Rapaport first, and I'd openly say I was doing it because I personally think he's garbage
I hope by the end of Heated Rivalry it turns out that the whole league is secretly gay and always has been, and that hockey is just a deeply gay sport
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I hope by the end of Heated Rivalry it turns out that the whole league is secretly gay and always has been, and that hockey is just a deeply gay sport
I just tried on a sweater and @bighairytopping.bsky.social said it made me look like "that gorilla man from the Umbrella show" if you're wondering why I'll be smiling for the rest of the day
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I just tried on a sweater and @bighairytopping.bsky.social said it made me look like "that gorilla man from the Umbrella show" if you're wondering why I'll be smiling for the rest of the day
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I can't wait to see her Livin La Vida Loca number on Dancing With the Stars
LEAVITT: Why was Renee Good unfortunately and tragically killed?
REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.
REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I can't wait to see her Livin La Vida Loca number on Dancing With the Stars
Paula Cole's new single just doesn't hit as hard
where have all the shitposters gone
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Paula Cole's new single just doesn't hit as hard
A surefire way to get me to watch a new show is to include a scene of a man's muscular back in the trailer
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A surefire way to get me to watch a new show is to include a scene of a man's muscular back in the trailer
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Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.
Has a polycule of bears ever made a rat king by getting their CPAPs tangled together?
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Has a polycule of bears ever made a rat king by getting their CPAPs tangled together?
Lorraine will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 15, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Lorraine will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
My bf officially hates musicals, but I showed him RRR recently and he was in awe the entire time, and now every time we start a movie he goes "this isn't gonna have dancing, is it?" but he says it like "oh don't make me sing"
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
My bf officially hates musicals, but I showed him RRR recently and he was in awe the entire time, and now every time we start a movie he goes "this isn't gonna have dancing, is it?" but he says it like "oh don't make me sing"
Tell me I'm pretty so my flu goes away
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Tell me I'm pretty so my flu goes away
I'm sick but I'm also horny 😔
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I'm sick but I'm also horny 😔
Sorry, I'm very busy right now watching this movie where Alexander Skarsgard doms Dudley Dursley
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Sorry, I'm very busy right now watching this movie where Alexander Skarsgard doms Dudley Dursley
Everyone is bad at The Traitors because the way a person acts when they're actually guilty is exactly the same way they act when they're falsely accused of being guilty
January 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Everyone is bad at The Traitors because the way a person acts when they're actually guilty is exactly the same way they act when they're falsely accused of being guilty
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Is there anyone on Celebrity Traitors who hasn't been in at least one episode of Doctor Who?
January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Is there anyone on Celebrity Traitors who hasn't been in at least one episode of Doctor Who?
Is there a better feeling than really having to pee and then getting to pee?
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Is there a better feeling than really having to pee and then getting to pee?
Crunchy, I don't think you're really trying bud
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Crunchy, I don't think you're really trying bud
My favorite thing in life is when dogs bring you their toys
January 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My favorite thing in life is when dogs bring you their toys
Very accidentally just showed a picture of my hard cock
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Very accidentally just showed a picture of my hard cock
You people are fucking ghouls and I hope someone reminds you of that fact every single day of your sad, spiteful little lives
"The best way to prevent being shot at by a federal agent is not to interfere in their duties while they are actively trying to enforce the law," writes columnist Nicole Russell. bit.ly/44YVU2E
January 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You people are fucking ghouls and I hope someone reminds you of that fact every single day of your sad, spiteful little lives