Le Dum Cumpkin Pie 🥧
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eepybruh.bsky.social
Le Dum Cumpkin Pie 🥧
@eepybruh.bsky.social
My cat and I share a single brain cell.

📍 Dallas
🩺 RN
🏳️‍🌈 He/Him
🐱 Cats
👾 Pokemon
🪴 Plants
🔞 Occasionally NSFW

IG: @kearn_s
Pinned
I’m a KILLAH
I like it better when tr*mp isn’t mentioned in my silly little programs
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Figs makes the cutest shit and I can’t wear it because our hospital only allows navy or gray scrubs 😢
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just a little bump of diet c*ke to get me through the afternoon 😌
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy Tuesday
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Love hearing about the fun fall activities my bloomfies are partaking in today. Have fun girlies!
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
She’s a little doughy but the cinnamon inclusion is 🤌🏻🤌🏻
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Reposted by Le Dum Cumpkin Pie 🥧
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“Why didn’t you get much cleaning done this weekend?”

Well, you see the thing is—
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone

2014 - l’enfant fresh out the closet at his first gape ride
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Movie recs for a young gay boy home alone on a Friday night (nothing scary)?
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Thought I found skittles in my work stash but it was actually starburst
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Saw this trend on TikTok but I don’t post on there so… Here’s my realistic Pokemon team (rationale in comments thanks character limit):
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Icons referencing icons
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
One like and I’ll deactivate 😌
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Got bread
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy hung ginger— I mean national redhead day 🥴
HAPPY NATIONAL REDHEAD DAY
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There’s a hint of horniness in the air today
a doll with blue eyes and a chef 's hat
ALT: a doll with blue eyes and a chef 's hat
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Good morning bloomfies I am *not* going to post hole on main today but know I still love you all 🫶🏻
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Democrat officials are you watching? Are you listening?
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
One of her generation’s most talented actors IN WHAT!? Who’s identifying this?
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Stretching and folding as if I have any time to bake bread tomorrow 🙂‍↔️
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Officially past the “wanting preventative Botox” threshold I fear
November 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Nothing helps me sleep easier than some white noise and the hard throbbing touch of a man 😌
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No Sunday scaries when you take Monday off 😌
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Fall festivities ☺️🍂🍃
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM