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1. It’s not perfect but no social media platform is
2. If influencers/celebrities truly migrated over and put more effort in than “forgot this existed lol” every 6 months their followers would… follow 😱
3. Seeing actual posts from actual people instead of bots/ads is how social media should be
2. If influencers/celebrities truly migrated over and put more effort in than “forgot this existed lol” every 6 months their followers would… follow 😱
3. Seeing actual posts from actual people instead of bots/ads is how social media should be
How do yall feel about bluesky after a year?
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
1. It’s not perfect but no social media platform is
2. If influencers/celebrities truly migrated over and put more effort in than “forgot this existed lol” every 6 months their followers would… follow 😱
3. Seeing actual posts from actual people instead of bots/ads is how social media should be
2. If influencers/celebrities truly migrated over and put more effort in than “forgot this existed lol” every 6 months their followers would… follow 😱
3. Seeing actual posts from actual people instead of bots/ads is how social media should be
plant gay post: my string of hearts grows like a weed by my string of pearls took MONTHS to make one new ball 😵💫
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
plant gay post: my string of hearts grows like a weed by my string of pearls took MONTHS to make one new ball 😵💫
gm spent the first 30 minutes of work dissociating and somehow my inbox did not go down
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
gm spent the first 30 minutes of work dissociating and somehow my inbox did not go down
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Happy 1,600 Americans should be in prison but aren’t Day to all who celebrate.
January 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Happy 1,600 Americans should be in prison but aren’t Day to all who celebrate.
“you didn’t update the whiteboard”
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“you didn’t update the whiteboard”
oh THATS what lateral raises are supposed to feel like 😮💨
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
oh THATS what lateral raises are supposed to feel like 😮💨
Listen, I may not be the smartest crayon in the box
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Listen, I may not be the smartest crayon in the box
gm some of us never stopped working so answer your email and eat my ass (respectfully) 😌
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
gm some of us never stopped working so answer your email and eat my ass (respectfully) 😌
not sure who needs to hear this (I am sure) but I deserve to be **** at least once a day every day
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 AM
not sure who needs to hear this (I am sure) but I deserve to be **** at least once a day every day
not to play the sympathy card but I haven’t ***** any *** in 2026 😔
January 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
not to play the sympathy card but I haven’t ***** any *** in 2026 😔
gm partners are already up and dressed which means we have *plans*
January 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
gm partners are already up and dressed which means we have *plans*
i forgot to ask are we washing our taints again or…
gm so are we not washing our taints this week or what?
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
i forgot to ask are we washing our taints again or…
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me telling myself my daily affirmations:
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
me telling myself my daily affirmations:
part of my 2026 resolutions is reading more so can yall recommend something to start us off?
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
part of my 2026 resolutions is reading more so can yall recommend something to start us off?
he’s so fucking adorable I can’t stand it
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
he’s so fucking adorable I can’t stand it
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
#GinnySlims4Season20 omg who did this 🤭
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 AM
#GinnySlims4Season20 omg who did this 🤭
Bf: “I reached my autistic limit today”
Me: “?”
Bf: “I play this game called train simulator 3”
Me: “THATS NOT YOUR AUTISTIC LIMIT!?”
Me: “?”
Bf: “I play this game called train simulator 3”
Me: “THATS NOT YOUR AUTISTIC LIMIT!?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Bf: “I reached my autistic limit today”
Me: “?”
Bf: “I play this game called train simulator 3”
Me: “THATS NOT YOUR AUTISTIC LIMIT!?”
Me: “?”
Bf: “I play this game called train simulator 3”
Me: “THATS NOT YOUR AUTISTIC LIMIT!?”
Can yall stop having such fat hogs kthx
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Can yall stop having such fat hogs kthx
Oops forgot to post my ‘26 in’s and out’s
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Oops forgot to post my ‘26 in’s and out’s
I don’t wanna be bitter but Mandy Mango stole my schtick 😤
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I don’t wanna be bitter but Mandy Mango stole my schtick 😤
boston creampie amirite?
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
boston creampie amirite?
what’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched fat cock fried chicken
January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
what’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched fat cock fried chicken
there were four in the bed and the little one said
two people are laying on a bed with their legs up in the air
ALT: two people are laying on a bed with their legs up in the air
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January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
there were four in the bed and the little one said