Pretty sure the answer is ‘never’. Any more brain busters?
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Pretty sure the answer is ‘never’. Any more brain busters?
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I need a 13mg zyn. Where’s the scientific community on this?
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I need a 13mg zyn. Where’s the scientific community on this?
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
@wxpnfm.bsky.social glad to hear Jose Gonzalez’s version of Heartbeats in the top 100. My personal #2. A truly great cover in the way it reimagines the subject material into one of the most beautiful and heartbreaking songs I’ve ever heard. Will I hear my #1 or #3? #xpncountdown
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@wxpnfm.bsky.social glad to hear Jose Gonzalez’s version of Heartbeats in the top 100. My personal #2. A truly great cover in the way it reimagines the subject material into one of the most beautiful and heartbreaking songs I’ve ever heard. Will I hear my #1 or #3? #xpncountdown
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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in one of the most unfortunate king ralph type scenarios i have gotten involved with i have just been named the global fragrance ambassador for chanel. folks i do not smell good right now. i do not know what to tell you
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
in one of the most unfortunate king ralph type scenarios i have gotten involved with i have just been named the global fragrance ambassador for chanel. folks i do not smell good right now. i do not know what to tell you
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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i will venmo any reporter $600 to ask trump "when was dick cheney vice president"
I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i will venmo any reporter $600 to ask trump "when was dick cheney vice president"
Looks delicious
NEW SPECIES of mangrove crab discovered in Western Australia, and registered to the Ocean Census. Congratulations to Ocean Census Science Network member Dr Andrew Hosie and Ana Hara from #WAMuseum. 👇
visit.museum.wa.gov.au/learn/news-s...
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@cirripedia.bsky.social
New species of mangrove crab discovered in Western Australia | Western Australian Museum
Deep in the mangroves of Exmouth Gulf, scientists have identified a new species of crab: Parasesarma otiense.
visit.museum.wa.gov.au
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Looks delicious
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
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I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.
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"Instead of Columbus, we should celebrate all Italian women for being so hot." this is a genuine thought I had this morning. I'm sharing it as an act of contrition. please do not get mad at me. please do not become passionately enraged with your fiery tempers and strike me with a heavily-ringed hand
October 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"Instead of Columbus, we should celebrate all Italian women for being so hot." this is a genuine thought I had this morning. I'm sharing it as an act of contrition. please do not get mad at me. please do not become passionately enraged with your fiery tempers and strike me with a heavily-ringed hand
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I’ve always been more of an ibuprofen guy.
September 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’ve always been more of an ibuprofen guy.
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I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head
September 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head
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I’d like to think that if the birthday card for the office pedophile was getting passed around I’d refrain from drawing a fun little doodle on it. Hell I might not even sign it.
September 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’d like to think that if the birthday card for the office pedophile was getting passed around I’d refrain from drawing a fun little doodle on it. Hell I might not even sign it.
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To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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As Jerry Jones gives away his best defensive player to Green Bay, I couldn’t help but wonder… Would a man ever let his defenses down for me?
August 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
As Jerry Jones gives away his best defensive player to Green Bay, I couldn’t help but wonder… Would a man ever let his defenses down for me?
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🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time.
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
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Dude the Trade Deadline is wild
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails are switching drummers. Former Foo Josh Freese is going to rejoing NIN, while Ilan Rubin will mosey over to the Foo Fighters.
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails Are Switching Drummers
Foo Fighters and Nine Inch Nails are switching drummers. Former Foo Josh Freese is going to rejoing NIN, while Ilan Rubin will mosey over to the Foo Fighters.
www.vulture.com
July 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Dude the Trade Deadline is wild
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel