Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
I imagine this feels exactly like running from your back yard, to your piggy bank, and immediately out into the street to catch the ice cream truck before it exited the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I imagine this feels exactly like running from your back yard, to your piggy bank, and immediately out into the street to catch the ice cream truck before it exited the neighborhood
I imagine this feels exactly like winding yourself up on the chains of a swing and letting loose
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I imagine this feels exactly like winding yourself up on the chains of a swing and letting loose
Wore my Shaheed jersey to work and a guy just said, “Don’t tell me you just bought that today…”
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Wore my Shaheed jersey to work and a guy just said, “Don’t tell me you just bought that today…”
“So do you really think Drake Maye’s shoulder was good to go last night?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
“So do you really think Drake Maye’s shoulder was good to go last night?”
If you slept with 19 men in the last month, you’ve still taken less sacks than Drake Maye.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
If you slept with 19 men in the last month, you’ve still taken less sacks than Drake Maye.
When your 5-leg parlay cashes for $10
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
When your 5-leg parlay cashes for $10
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Any time you can make it a 2 TD game instead of a 2 TD game you gotta do it
Why are they kicking an extra point
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Any time you can make it a 2 TD game instead of a 2 TD game you gotta do it
MY BALLS TOO BIG JOHN
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
MY BALLS TOO BIG JOHN
45 minutes down, 15 minutes to go
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
45 minutes down, 15 minutes to go
30 minutes down, 30 minutes to go 👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
30 minutes down, 30 minutes to go 👀
9 minutes down, 51 minutes to go
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
9 minutes down, 51 minutes to go
as a Saints fan who has loved Rashid Shaheed since 2022, today is basically my Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
as a Saints fan who has loved Rashid Shaheed since 2022, today is basically my Super Bowl
It’s BOUTTE, Bosch ATD picks. Her organization was … unique
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It’s BOUTTE, Bosch ATD picks. Her organization was … unique
does the official app of sports like my kid’s SBLX big board?
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
does the official app of sports like my kid’s SBLX big board?
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In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social:
🤔 So many ways to root in #SuperBowlXL
👑 DraftKings DFS plays for the big game
🐶 Underdog Pick 'Em strategy
🤔 So many ways to root in #SuperBowlXL
👑 DraftKings DFS plays for the big game
🐶 Underdog Pick 'Em strategy
Claim Your Rooting Interest in Super Bowl 60
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Pop-Tarts, pick a rooting interest in the Super Bowl, DraftKings DFS and Underdog Pick 'Em strategy.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social:
🤔 So many ways to root in #SuperBowlXL
👑 DraftKings DFS plays for the big game
🐶 Underdog Pick 'Em strategy
🤔 So many ways to root in #SuperBowlXL
👑 DraftKings DFS plays for the big game
🐶 Underdog Pick 'Em strategy
Sure, Lindsay Vonn skied in the Olympics with a 100% ruptured ACL only 1 week after suffering the injury, but I woke up without hitting snooze on my alarm today so can we really say which of us is stronger?
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Sure, Lindsay Vonn skied in the Olympics with a 100% ruptured ACL only 1 week after suffering the injury, but I woke up without hitting snooze on my alarm today so can we really say which of us is stronger?
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Never letting you go
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Never letting you go
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February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
fuck Super Bowl squares. Make your friends pick a side on the doink prob bet.
Once you know who the “yes doinkers” are, never let them go.
Once you know who the “yes doinkers” are, never let them go.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
fuck Super Bowl squares. Make your friends pick a side on the doink prob bet.
Once you know who the “yes doinkers” are, never let them go.
Once you know who the “yes doinkers” are, never let them go.
in 2012 and no one’s talking about it!!!
I mean, did she even have a hole-in-one?
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
in 2012 and no one’s talking about it!!!