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Cooterdoodle
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Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
Wore my Shaheed jersey to work and a guy just said, “Don’t tell me you just bought that today…”
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“So do you really think Drake Maye’s shoulder was good to go last night?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
If you slept with 19 men in the last month, you’ve still taken less sacks than Drake Maye.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
When your 5-leg parlay cashes for $10
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Any time you can make it a 2 TD game instead of a 2 TD game you gotta do it
Why are they kicking an extra point
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
45 minutes down, 15 minutes to go
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
30 minutes down, 30 minutes to go 👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
9 minutes down, 51 minutes to go
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
as a Saints fan who has loved Rashid Shaheed since 2022, today is basically my Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
does the official app of sports like my kid’s SBLX big board?
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social:

🤔 So many ways to root in #SuperBowlXL
👑 DraftKings DFS plays for the big game
🐶 Underdog Pick 'Em strategy
Claim Your Rooting Interest in Super Bowl 60
In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Pop-Tarts, pick a rooting interest in the Super Bowl, DraftKings DFS and Underdog Pick 'Em strategy.
www.fantasylife.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Sure, Lindsay Vonn skied in the Olympics with a 100% ruptured ACL only 1 week after suffering the injury, but I woke up without hitting snooze on my alarm today so can we really say which of us is stronger?
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
fuck Super Bowl squares. Make your friends pick a side on the doink prob bet.

Once you know who the “yes doinkers” are, never let them go.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
in 2012 and no one’s talking about it!!!
I mean, did she even have a hole-in-one?
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
gm
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Not a whole lot of spots left, let's fill this thing up!
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Max 25 squares per person currently
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
good morning moon
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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I love this and know that I’m not dooming alone in my hope

This quote caps it with perfection 🤌
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM