Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
I found my home league on bourbon street
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I found my home league on bourbon street
I found your mom on bourbon street
February 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I found your mom on bourbon street
I found some gentlemen on bourbon street
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I found some gentlemen on bourbon street
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I guess my kid set a reminder
February 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I guess my kid set a reminder
10:48am: second hard seltzer cracked
Mardi Gras mambo, bitches
Mardi Gras mambo, bitches
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
10:48am: second hard seltzer cracked
Mardi Gras mambo, bitches
Mardi Gras mambo, bitches
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
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The Dynasty Fantasy Football Pack.
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
The Dynasty Fantasy Football Pack.
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know.
go.bsky.app/FabMRvE
trying to stay locked in at work for 24 more hours knowing Mardi Gras break is about to hit
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
trying to stay locked in at work for 24 more hours knowing Mardi Gras break is about to hit
these discarded Mardi Gras beads have been hanging on for a year now. Left over. Forgotten. Ignored.
But this weekend, they’ll be celebrated again.
there’s a metaphor in there somewhere, probably.
But this weekend, they’ll be celebrated again.
there’s a metaphor in there somewhere, probably.
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
these discarded Mardi Gras beads have been hanging on for a year now. Left over. Forgotten. Ignored.
But this weekend, they’ll be celebrated again.
there’s a metaphor in there somewhere, probably.
But this weekend, they’ll be celebrated again.
there’s a metaphor in there somewhere, probably.
BlueSky has drafts now!
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
BlueSky has drafts now!
I imagine this feels exactly like running from your back yard, to your piggy bank, and immediately out into the street to catch the ice cream truck before it exited the neighborhood
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I imagine this feels exactly like running from your back yard, to your piggy bank, and immediately out into the street to catch the ice cream truck before it exited the neighborhood
I imagine this feels exactly like winding yourself up on the chains of a swing and letting loose
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I imagine this feels exactly like winding yourself up on the chains of a swing and letting loose
Wore my Shaheed jersey to work and a guy just said, “Don’t tell me you just bought that today…”
February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Wore my Shaheed jersey to work and a guy just said, “Don’t tell me you just bought that today…”
“So do you really think Drake Maye’s shoulder was good to go last night?”
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
“So do you really think Drake Maye’s shoulder was good to go last night?”
If you slept with 19 men in the last month, you’ve still taken less sacks than Drake Maye.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
If you slept with 19 men in the last month, you’ve still taken less sacks than Drake Maye.
When your 5-leg parlay cashes for $10
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
When your 5-leg parlay cashes for $10
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Any time you can make it a 2 TD game instead of a 2 TD game you gotta do it
Why are they kicking an extra point
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Any time you can make it a 2 TD game instead of a 2 TD game you gotta do it
45 minutes down, 15 minutes to go
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
45 minutes down, 15 minutes to go
30 minutes down, 30 minutes to go 👀
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
30 minutes down, 30 minutes to go 👀
9 minutes down, 51 minutes to go
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
9 minutes down, 51 minutes to go