Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
I am once again being forced to watch Die Hard against my will during Christmas time
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am once again being forced to watch Die Hard against my will during Christmas time
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A +17000 bet?! Light work for @cooterdoodle.bsky.social.
Scared money don't make money. 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Scared money don't make money. 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A +17000 bet?! Light work for @cooterdoodle.bsky.social.
Scared money don't make money. 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Scared money don't make money. 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Made one bet. Went to bed.
Woke up rich as fuck.
Woke up rich as fuck.
December 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Made one bet. Went to bed.
Woke up rich as fuck.
Woke up rich as fuck.
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Fantasy Football Roundtable! 🗣️
• Can we actually trust T-Law?
• Fair* Ashton Jeanty trade offers
• Must-watch holiday movies (other than Die Hard & Gremlins)
• And more!
@peteroverzet.bsky.social | @cooterdoodle.bsky.social | @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
• Can we actually trust T-Law?
• Fair* Ashton Jeanty trade offers
• Must-watch holiday movies (other than Die Hard & Gremlins)
• And more!
@peteroverzet.bsky.social | @cooterdoodle.bsky.social | @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
Fantasy Football Roundtable: Trevor Lawrence, the Rams RBs, Best Christmas Movies and More!
In this week's roundtable, our trio of experts sort out a SuperFlex conundrum, opine on the Rams' RB split, share their favorite Christmas movies... and more!
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December 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fantasy Football Roundtable! 🗣️
• Can we actually trust T-Law?
• Fair* Ashton Jeanty trade offers
• Must-watch holiday movies (other than Die Hard & Gremlins)
• And more!
@peteroverzet.bsky.social | @cooterdoodle.bsky.social | @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
• Can we actually trust T-Law?
• Fair* Ashton Jeanty trade offers
• Must-watch holiday movies (other than Die Hard & Gremlins)
• And more!
@peteroverzet.bsky.social | @cooterdoodle.bsky.social | @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social
and when all 11 rookies score, then what?
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
and when all 11 rookies score, then what?
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December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I am calling for the immediate arrest of fantasy commissioners who allow 8 or more teams in the playoff “bracket.” TREASON?
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I am calling for the immediate arrest of fantasy commissioners who allow 8 or more teams in the playoff “bracket.” TREASON?
hey sportsbooks open up betting options for Philip Rivers 3+ Passing Touchdowns, you pussies!
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
hey sportsbooks open up betting options for Philip Rivers 3+ Passing Touchdowns, you pussies!
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How much do I believe in Marvin Harrison Jr against the Texans?
“I’d rather start Marv from Home Alone against Kevin McCallister.”
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“I’d rather start Marv from Home Alone against Kevin McCallister.”
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Fantasy Football Expert Roundtable: Cutting Marvin Harrison Jr., Our Favorite Christmas Songs and More!
Can you cut Marvin Harrison Jr? Who are the handcuffs we love? And we share our favorite obscure Christmas songs! PLUS MORE!
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December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
How much do I believe in Marvin Harrison Jr against the Texans?
“I’d rather start Marv from Home Alone against Kevin McCallister.”
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
“I’d rather start Marv from Home Alone against Kevin McCallister.”
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
What do women want? WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? We just want to be wined and dined with conversations of Philip Rivers’ ceiling and floor
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What do women want? WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? We just want to be wined and dined with conversations of Philip Rivers’ ceiling and floor
It’s never work when you’re having fun.
Week 15 Roundtable with @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social & @peteroverzet.bsky.social
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Week 15 Roundtable with @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social & @peteroverzet.bsky.social
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
Fantasy Football Expert Roundtable: Cutting Marvin Harrison Jr., Our Favorite Christmas Songs and More!
Can you cut Marvin Harrison Jr? Who are the handcuffs we love? And we share our favorite obscure Christmas songs! PLUS MORE!
www.fantasylife.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s never work when you’re having fun.
Week 15 Roundtable with @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social & @peteroverzet.bsky.social
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
Week 15 Roundtable with @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social & @peteroverzet.bsky.social
www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...
It’s rare but every now and then everyone in the league is by their phone at the same time and the mood is right and the fantasy group chat starts to pops off with shit talk like rapid fire and suddenly your friends are putting on solid 10 minute sets like it’s open mic night & I live for this shit
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It’s rare but every now and then everyone in the league is by their phone at the same time and the mood is right and the fantasy group chat starts to pops off with shit talk like rapid fire and suddenly your friends are putting on solid 10 minute sets like it’s open mic night & I live for this shit
A colt is a young horse. A young human is called a kid. So a young horse is like a horse kid. That makes a colt a horse’s kid. Phillip Rivers has lots of kids. Philip Rivers is the Indianapolis Colts’ daddy confirmed win streak here we come
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A colt is a young horse. A young human is called a kid. So a young horse is like a horse kid. That makes a colt a horse’s kid. Phillip Rivers has lots of kids. Philip Rivers is the Indianapolis Colts’ daddy confirmed win streak here we come
Unless I have a league from a one night stand that I don’t know about, I clinched playoffs in 100% of my fantasy leagues this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Unless I have a league from a one night stand that I don’t know about, I clinched playoffs in 100% of my fantasy leagues this morning.
Every time my husband and I both make the playoffs in our home league, this is our kink:
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every time my husband and I both make the playoffs in our home league, this is our kink:
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Oh my lord, this might be my biggest win of the year! Scared money don’t make money. 🫡
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Oh my lord, this might be my biggest win of the year! Scared money don’t make money. 🫡
Went to bed in 9th place. Woke up to see I clinched the playoffs with Devin Neal and Blake Corum as my starting RBs
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Went to bed in 9th place. Woke up to see I clinched the playoffs with Devin Neal and Blake Corum as my starting RBs
The reminder we all need, buried deep beneath the “six sevens” of it all.
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Social Contagion and Secret Passwords: Please, Let Me In
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December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The reminder we all need, buried deep beneath the “six sevens” of it all.
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scared money don’t make money
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
scared money don’t make money
I’m currently leading by 22 points, but I’d feel much better about my matchup if Nico Collins were to score 80-90 points this evening.
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m currently leading by 22 points, but I’d feel much better about my matchup if Nico Collins were to score 80-90 points this evening.
Joe wants to Burrow his head in the sand
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Joe wants to Burrow his head in the sand
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Obligatory @cooterdoodle.bsky.social Shaheed post! IDC, IDC…
a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it
ALT: a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it
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December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Obligatory @cooterdoodle.bsky.social Shaheed post! IDC, IDC…