Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
me holding in “your mom’s moist!” in front of my mother in law after my husband compliments how moist the turkey is
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
me holding in “your mom’s moist!” in front of my mother in law after my husband compliments how moist the turkey is
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”
watching TreVeyon Henderson on another man’s team when I was the one who drafted him and played him through the dark times
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
watching TreVeyon Henderson on another man’s team when I was the one who drafted him and played him through the dark times
Fantasy managers that have to start Jameis Winston this week aren’t “desperate for a starting QB”, they’re fricken cool and the probably most funnest guys in the whole wide world
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fantasy managers that have to start Jameis Winston this week aren’t “desperate for a starting QB”, they’re fricken cool and the probably most funnest guys in the whole wide world
Reminding my league every Tuesday that I’m at the bottom of the leader board because I’m 1st in Points Against.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reminding my league every Tuesday that I’m at the bottom of the leader board because I’m 1st in Points Against.
everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
everyone is so fucking short sighted thinking that Jalen Hurts will use the tush push against the packers tonight. the true power play is for Jordan Love to score with the tush push and if you disagree you don’t know poetry, you don’t know art, and you don’t know fuckin ball
so I traded away TreVeyon Henderson in a fit of desperation two weeks and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
so I traded away TreVeyon Henderson in a fit of desperation two weeks and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night
When Rashid Shaheed scores today
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When Rashid Shaheed scores today
Just realized I’m playing against my husband in my home league this week
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just realized I’m playing against my husband in my home league this week
the dichotomy of woman
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
the dichotomy of woman
damn… the ghost of Rashid Shaheed follows me everywhere I go
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
damn… the ghost of Rashid Shaheed follows me everywhere I go
NYT would rather make Kyler Murray their start word than to start SHART.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
NYT would rather make Kyler Murray their start word than to start SHART.
I’m so sick of these fucking fake ass journalists claiming that Kyler Murray is sitting out because of the Nov 14th release date of Call of Duty Black Ops 7. Kyler Murray’s last NFL start was on October 5th so it was obviously because of the Battlefield 6 release on October 10th.
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m so sick of these fucking fake ass journalists claiming that Kyler Murray is sitting out because of the Nov 14th release date of Call of Duty Black Ops 7. Kyler Murray’s last NFL start was on October 5th so it was obviously because of the Battlefield 6 release on October 10th.
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
waking up to a win at 3-6 after an absolutely brutal losing streak and string of bad luck feels better than waking up 6-3
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
waking up to a win at 3-6 after an absolutely brutal losing streak and string of bad luck feels better than waking up 6-3
the Washington Commanders defense
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the Washington Commanders defense
Seahawks are -50000 at the half
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Seahawks are -50000 at the half
so I traded away Brock Bowers in a fit of desperation last week and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
so I traded away Brock Bowers in a fit of desperation last week and the group chat is going to unfortunately fucking shred me over it but I’ll just remind them of the fact that I fucked their mom last night