hambrother
@hambrother.bsky.social
with your tears scattered round the world
I love receiving dozens of USD
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I love receiving dozens of USD
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It's really nice to feel wanted, even if it is only for questioning by the authorities. We're social animals, we need to feel connected, part of something bigger, like an ongoing investigation.
August 14, 2024 at 7:45 AM
It's really nice to feel wanted, even if it is only for questioning by the authorities. We're social animals, we need to feel connected, part of something bigger, like an ongoing investigation.
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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*to the tune of build me up buttercup"
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
July 24, 2023 at 5:31 PM
*to the tune of build me up buttercup"
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
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My advice? Learn perfect skills
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My advice? Learn perfect skills
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the only social media “migration” i‘ll be joining is the herd’s bi-yearly passage between boreal forest and far arctic tundra
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
the only social media “migration” i‘ll be joining is the herd’s bi-yearly passage between boreal forest and far arctic tundra
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SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
October 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in
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the human gnome project
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the human gnome project
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I accept your quest, but ✋ you may dispense with the reasons, justifications, and stories. Simply place a marker upon my map and I'll be on my way.
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I accept your quest, but ✋ you may dispense with the reasons, justifications, and stories. Simply place a marker upon my map and I'll be on my way.
water hits different
September 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
water hits different
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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. The person you are going to kill probably has a spouse or right hand man that will get in your way.
September 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. The person you are going to kill probably has a spouse or right hand man that will get in your way.
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if you're not doing funny voices, i'm not paying attention. you decide how my bedtime will go, mother. shall i slumber? perhaps you'd prefer a tantrum? i thought not. you may recommence with our friend Mr Frog. look at him, mother. it's his story. find HIS voice. without you, he cannot speak. begin
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
if you're not doing funny voices, i'm not paying attention. you decide how my bedtime will go, mother. shall i slumber? perhaps you'd prefer a tantrum? i thought not. you may recommence with our friend Mr Frog. look at him, mother. it's his story. find HIS voice. without you, he cannot speak. begin
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