Jeremy Stanley
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thought i'm having: Peacock should offer the world feed for every single event, just in case ppl don't want to hear a badly mic'd interview that is like "how are you enjoying this?" or a "no dialogue" option like HBO Max does lol
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
thought i'm having: Peacock should offer the world feed for every single event, just in case ppl don't want to hear a badly mic'd interview that is like "how are you enjoying this?" or a "no dialogue" option like HBO Max does lol
reminds me of John Strong's malaprop introducing the USMNT World Cup knockout round game in 2022: "it's survive or advance"
Gold Zone, women's ice hockey. "This is knockout time - semi final action. It's a cliche, but it's win or go home. Everyone's gotta go home eventually - no one live in Italy there."
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
reminds me of John Strong's malaprop introducing the USMNT World Cup knockout round game in 2022: "it's survive or advance"
thinking about playing that "are YOU ReaDYYYYYY" sound effect hockey arenas use every morning when i sign on for work
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
thinking about playing that "are YOU ReaDYYYYYY" sound effect hockey arenas use every morning when i sign on for work
i'm glad the creator of "scrubs" is taking time from his other shows, "soccer coach scrubs" and "therapist scrubs," to revive the show "scrubs"
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
i'm glad the creator of "scrubs" is taking time from his other shows, "soccer coach scrubs" and "therapist scrubs," to revive the show "scrubs"
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
NBC is doing virtual ad boards for today's US-Germany hockey game and I am furious
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
NBC is doing virtual ad boards for today's US-Germany hockey game and I am furious
someone dispatch emergency services to stamford, conn., where Anson Carter and TJ Oshie are experiencing delusions on this intermission report
February 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
someone dispatch emergency services to stamford, conn., where Anson Carter and TJ Oshie are experiencing delusions on this intermission report
*Pearl Jam voice* Jeremy Swayman
Denmark takes a 1-0 lead on the US, Nick Oleson redirects a pass past Jeremy Swayman after a failed clearing attempt
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
*Pearl Jam voice* Jeremy Swayman
who called it biathlon and not ski shooting
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
who called it biathlon and not ski shooting
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quad god fallible???
February 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
quad god fallible???
well I'm glad the USA players/coaching staff found that first period as unacceptable in terms of offensive production as everyone watching did
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
well I'm glad the USA players/coaching staff found that first period as unacceptable in terms of offensive production as everyone watching did
at the point where i'm intrigued enough to search "skeleton near me" but i'm pretty sure i'd scream the whole way or crash and die at turn two
getting a gold medal for face down ass up sledding would rock honestly
[person watching luge in the 19th century] this is pretty cool but what if the competitors were laying face down, facing forward and the sport was called something weirdly terrifying like skeleton
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
at the point where i'm intrigued enough to search "skeleton near me" but i'm pretty sure i'd scream the whole way or crash and die at turn two
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was endlessly amused the other day that the USA-Latvia Olympics men's hockey game broadcast had its first period intermission report sponsored by Pokemon
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
was endlessly amused the other day that the USA-Latvia Olympics men's hockey game broadcast had its first period intermission report sponsored by Pokemon
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
Kenny Albert said the word with some gusto
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Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/
you're harmlessly crushing, when you could be limerancemaxxing
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
you're harmlessly crushing, when you could be limerancemaxxing
getting a gold medal for face down ass up sledding would rock honestly
[person watching luge in the 19th century] this is pretty cool but what if the competitors were laying face down, facing forward and the sport was called something weirdly terrifying like skeleton
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
getting a gold medal for face down ass up sledding would rock honestly
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i've thought about it for like a week now and basically every hockey scorebug should be structured like the olympics scorebug. maybe could be a smidge bigger, and of course networks would have their own little flourishes, but this is the ideal bug.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
i've thought about it for like a week now and basically every hockey scorebug should be structured like the olympics scorebug. maybe could be a smidge bigger, and of course networks would have their own little flourishes, but this is the ideal bug.
ah ha, they did for the men's team!
imo they should revive the NHL on NBC theme for US olympic hockey games
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
ah ha, they did for the men's team!
acknowledging an annoying ad's existence gives it power but man I can't wait for NBA All Star weekend to pass us by so we can be free of "everybody wants to rule the world (NBA stars' names version)"
February 12, 2026 at 8:32 PM
acknowledging an annoying ad's existence gives it power but man I can't wait for NBA All Star weekend to pass us by so we can be free of "everybody wants to rule the world (NBA stars' names version)"
Jeremy Swayman saves that
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Jeremy Swayman saves that
ah right the Olympics with NHL players fuckin' rules I forgot
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
ah right the Olympics with NHL players fuckin' rules I forgot