halssteamroller.bsky.social
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The Sopranos is probably the Rosetta Stone of modern American reaction: it consists of people who bemoan the loss of an imagined past they mainly got from movies, claim victimization based on identity but hate when others do it, and view the people who build the society they prey on as suckers.
April 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Folks, is it Marxist to be a former Goldman Sachs investment banker and chair of the board of directors of Bloomberg
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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“Are you paying attention yet?” is one of my least favorite things people incessantly post on social media. Yes I am I am horrified disgusted terrified every day but your smug condescension as activism is definitely helping.
March 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Tip for the girlies: ask men what their favourite podcasts are on the first date (or ideally before)

Then go home and google that shit like your life depends on it
February 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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who told this pampered asshole he has the right to speak to anyone like this?
VP Vance to President Zelenskyy: Have you said thank you once?
February 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Obama and Biden may think they are honoring the office of the presidency by keeping quiet at a moment like this — if so that’s just preening vanity — they owe it to the office and to the Republic that until last month it served to speak up loudly and clearly and without relent.
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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i hate talking to people on here who you can tell have no actual morals or principles because everything is a "slippery slope" to them even when it's absolutely not. "if we start harassing nazis where does it stop??" at the nazis. that's where it stops. i have an actual moral framework, do you?
February 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Reminder that when the Freedom Convoy began, Doug Ford went AWOL snowmobiling in the Muskokas, did little to nothing to support the City of Ottawa as the second biggest city in the province descended into anarchy for 3 weeks, then later refused to testify at the emergencies act inquiry
Emergencies Act Inquiry Points Blame at Doug Ford’s ‘Absence’ During Ottawa Convoy Occupation
Emergencies Act Inquiry concludes that Freedom Convoy chaos was a ‘failure in federalism’
pressprogress.ca
February 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Doug Ford called a snap election because he needs a mandate to…

*squints*

…uh, kill people

www.thestar.com/politics/pro...
February 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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i’m like if accidentally clipping your toenail too short were a person
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Richest person in the history of the world doing a nazi salute at the White House not an optimistic indicator
January 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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If you see that TikTok message about Dear Leader and are still gonna use it when it comes back, I don’t know what to tell you.
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Yesterday, my husband said I had some kind of sentimental attachment to Tracy Chapman’s “fast car,” and I explained the sentimental attachment was having a heart and hearing Tracy Chapman’s “fast car.”
December 9, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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New #JWST image just dropped 🔭🐡🧪
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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New goal: ensure that at least ONE contrarian bore with a prestige media job writes a scolding column about Bluesky that mentions the train with a butt
November 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM