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no daylight whatsoever between dems and the gop on this shit. genocidaires all the way down
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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this is why liberals won't call for actual consequences. nothing trump is doing is something we didn't spend two decades doing throughout the middle east, central asia and africa during the war on terror. it's just that trump brags about it on social media too much
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Bone Removal
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Communist burger restaurant called The Hammer and Pickle
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
big dumper true mvp. teach the controversy
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dick cheney was a nazi the same way trump is a nazi. this has been a nazi country for longer than i've been alive. they're all bathed in an astonishing amount of blood
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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rip Dink Chunky
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i don't like the idea of a 33yo baseball manager. managers should be 50yo ex-players who are still weirdly jacked or profoundly ancient curmudgeons so wizened that you genuinely worry for their health anytime they get into an argument with the umps
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
hamilton was already inexplicably popular and award-winning, you don't also get to demand that everyone think you're cool for liking the rappin' granny musical about how cool slave rapists are
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM