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buhhh
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i don't like the idea of a 33yo baseball manager. managers should be 50yo ex-players who are still weirdly jacked or profoundly ancient curmudgeons so wizened that you genuinely worry for their health anytime they get into an argument with the umps
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"i know plenty of soldiers in the us military with nazi tattoos, it must be because they don't know what it means!"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah man for sure
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
July 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
May 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
baaaaase...BALL
March 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
March 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
scratch a liberal, a fascist bleeds
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
an interesting fact to be aware of: being struck by bullets can result in serious injury, sometimes even death! see below for example
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
unstoppable
January 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i mean of course one lead paint casualty motherfucker would do this but a big time fuck you to whoever kept ichiro from being a unanimous first ballot HOF
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
they're calling it the Best Stream of the Year
January 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the floodgates have opened
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
whoa cool
January 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
it's about fuckin time. jesus christ
January 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
just fell asleep in my chair for three hours before bedtime and woke up like nic cage waking up from a nightmare in The Wicker Man
December 30, 2024 at 8:24 AM
December 28, 2024 at 7:55 AM
December 23, 2024 at 11:58 PM
me: yeah i'm like basically immune to advertising at this point

serenely hunky and contemplative shohei: ...

me: i would very much like to purchase this service and/or product
December 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
the nypd has released a photo of the suspect after his apprehension
December 9, 2024 at 8:39 PM
December 8, 2024 at 12:35 AM
those conversations typically go "cool it, justin! we're running out of graveyards to steal UCLs from"
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 AM
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM