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hairtheory.bsky.social
big dumper true mvp. teach the controversy
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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samthielman.com
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
hairtheory.bsky.social
four panel screenshot from the simpsons showing the republican convention having banners saying "we want what's worst for everyone" and "we're just plain evil", then the democratic convention having identical banners
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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richstaff.bsky.social
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
hairtheory.bsky.social
dick cheney was a nazi the same way trump is a nazi. this has been a nazi country for longer than i've been alive. they're all bathed in an astonishing amount of blood
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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jessefarrar.com
rip Dink Chunky
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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nerdjpg.com
It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
hairtheory.bsky.social
i don't like the idea of a 33yo baseball manager. managers should be 50yo ex-players who are still weirdly jacked or profoundly ancient curmudgeons so wizened that you genuinely worry for their health anytime they get into an argument with the umps
Nationals To Hire Blake Butera As Manager October 30th, 2025 at 11:59pm CST • By Charlie Wright The Nationals are expected to hire Blake Butera as their new manager, reports Jeff Passan of ESPN. Butera had been the Rays' Senior Director of Player Development for the past two seasons. He spent four years as a minor league manager with Tampa Bay. As Passan points out, the 33-year-old Butera will be the youngest manager since Frank Quilici in 1972. It's been a theme for the former Rays' farmhand. After a couple of seasons as an infielder in the low minors, he moved to the coaching side, taking over as skipper of High-A Hudson Valley in 2018. At 25 years old, Butera was the youngest manager in organized baseball that season, per Baseball Reference.
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
hairtheory.bsky.social
hamilton was already inexplicably popular and award-winning, you don't also get to demand that everyone think you're cool for liking the rappin' granny musical about how cool slave rapists are
lindsayellis.bsky.social Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 13d
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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cptowers.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
hairtheory.bsky.social
the dodgers may have won, but at least the blue jays lost
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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opinionhaver.bsky.social
Baseball player physiognomies:

-I smoke weed

-cultured apex asethete

-dan from jiffy lube
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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costasamaras.com
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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itsborb.bsky.social
i was mildly rooting for the blue jays but i will happily accept having them suffer as they made us suffer
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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dvsblast.bsky.social
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
They're calling him the most French man in history
cbsnews.com CBS News @cbsnews.com · 15d
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
10/30/2025
A drawing of a snake with human shaped bulges sticking out of it, arms legs, a head, as if its body were wrapped entirely around a man, from swallowing it whole. The accompanying caption reads "Man eaten by snake? Man wearing snake? we reject these simple notions, for we have become I - one mind, one flesh, one being! And I vote!"
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Let's Learn about types of ghosts
A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok" Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat Long - long Hunk - has handsome chiseled features Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list Satan - has horns Pervert - has a giant foot Melting - goop Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles Bird - has a beak and wings Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head 2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth Past Memory - inside a polaroid Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head Flat - i think you get the idea tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory mouth - mouth video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM