i think the main problem with people dying after interacting with the machine-that-makes-you-kill-yourself is the machine-that-makes-you-kill-yourself. thats problem one, in my mind
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i think the main problem with people dying after interacting with the machine-that-makes-you-kill-yourself is the machine-that-makes-you-kill-yourself. thats problem one, in my mind
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you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
the "Bill Stickers" of the train operating factory is the yard/shop chart whose "WHEEL LATHE" spot is always corrected to say "WHEEE LATHE"
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the "Bill Stickers" of the train operating factory is the yard/shop chart whose "WHEEL LATHE" spot is always corrected to say "WHEEE LATHE"
the "add one 'fuck' to LOTR" thing has incredible legs for a joke format that has never had a single funny example
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the "add one 'fuck' to LOTR" thing has incredible legs for a joke format that has never had a single funny example
when im reminded that my friends love me and think of me positively and that they care what i think
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
when im reminded that my friends love me and think of me positively and that they care what i think
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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The winds are hard enough that Gävlebocken fell.
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The winds are hard enough that Gävlebocken fell.
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Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
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if you don't know what to do, do the dishes
April 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
if you don't know what to do, do the dishes
gf parents told us last night on the video call that they asked ai if rob reiner had any christmas movies and it said no
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
gf parents told us last night on the video call that they asked ai if rob reiner had any christmas movies and it said no
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A kid I went to high school with got the nickname “Chops Bustable” cause someone thought it was really easy to bust his chops
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A kid I went to high school with got the nickname “Chops Bustable” cause someone thought it was really easy to bust his chops
is there anything vince gilligan loves more than giving his characters little projects
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
is there anything vince gilligan loves more than giving his characters little projects
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one of the many ways that i am the only correct person on earth is my ironclad belief that read receipts mostly serve to make one insane
September 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
one of the many ways that i am the only correct person on earth is my ironclad belief that read receipts mostly serve to make one insane
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can it just happen already
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
can it just happen already
just found out about Minions. vile.
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
just found out about Minions. vile.
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
permanent personal No Right On Red starts today. posting for accountability
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
permanent personal No Right On Red starts today. posting for accountability
the sun will never lose. the sun is my friend and my lover. theres no such thing as a solstice
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the sun will never lose. the sun is my friend and my lover. theres no such thing as a solstice
its soo crazy how i'm the only person on earth with a perfect set of friends. everyone else has at least one stinker mixed up in there but not me
December 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
its soo crazy how i'm the only person on earth with a perfect set of friends. everyone else has at least one stinker mixed up in there but not me
the nato alphabet for "N" is "Necho"
December 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
the nato alphabet for "N" is "Necho"
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A lot of the chatGPT emails/workslop thing seems to be people who are employed to communicate who don't want to do it for whatever reason
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A lot of the chatGPT emails/workslop thing seems to be people who are employed to communicate who don't want to do it for whatever reason