it would be cool if rich murderous pedophiles didn't run everything
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
it would be cool if rich murderous pedophiles didn't run everything
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never do a little jog to clear a crosswalk faster. have some self respect
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
never do a little jog to clear a crosswalk faster. have some self respect
extremely funny to see the hype about joyce carol oates' (admittedly quite gratifying) dunks on musk only to go to her profile and find 10,000 corny old lib intellectual tweets from the past two hours
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
extremely funny to see the hype about joyce carol oates' (admittedly quite gratifying) dunks on musk only to go to her profile and find 10,000 corny old lib intellectual tweets from the past two hours
they could call him mob hoskins because he famously portrayed characters associated with organized crime
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
they could call him mob hoskins because he famously portrayed characters associated with organized crime
if you ever find yourself in a "queue" to buy something online you have almost certainly made a grave error
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
if you ever find yourself in a "queue" to buy something online you have almost certainly made a grave error
the people who rule us hate us intensely
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
the people who rule us hate us intensely
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ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
inventing oatmeal and getting the world's richest man to off himself. what a resume
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
inventing oatmeal and getting the world's richest man to off himself. what a resume
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ok go is nominated for a grammy! in 2025! for a music video! this is huge for people who were 18 years old in 2008!
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ok go is nominated for a grammy! in 2025! for a music video! this is huge for people who were 18 years old in 2008!
been a big week for a guy i just made up whose display name is "shohei mamdani"
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
been a big week for a guy i just made up whose display name is "shohei mamdani"
rare credit to british english: "bloke" has great mouthfeel and usage
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
rare credit to british english: "bloke" has great mouthfeel and usage
dick cheney is in hell 2 getting fed into kinds of wood chippers we haven't even invented on earth yet
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
dick cheney is in hell 2 getting fed into kinds of wood chippers we haven't even invented on earth yet
the only thing new york i smissing now is small idiosyncratic corner shops, often with hot food, sometimes with a resident cat
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the only thing new york i smissing now is small idiosyncratic corner shops, often with hot food, sometimes with a resident cat
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Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
If New York elects Cuomo you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know New Yorkisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "in line" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
in theory everyone would enjoy cilantro-flavored soap
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
in theory everyone would enjoy cilantro-flavored soap
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
very cool of car manufacturers to add a device that communicates that the car's owner is evil (unibrow headlight)
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
very cool of car manufacturers to add a device that communicates that the car's owner is evil (unibrow headlight)
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November 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
preparing kind but extremely firm language for when someone shows up to a house party im hosting with those google glass raybans
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
preparing kind but extremely firm language for when someone shows up to a house party im hosting with those google glass raybans
i have a big blue collar chip on my shoulder, but it could stand to be bigger
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
i have a big blue collar chip on my shoulder, but it could stand to be bigger
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the dodgers may have won, but at least the blue jays lost
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the dodgers may have won, but at least the blue jays lost
i was mildly rooting for the blue jays but i will happily accept having them suffer as they made us suffer
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i was mildly rooting for the blue jays but i will happily accept having them suffer as they made us suffer
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hey boss, sorry i'm late. i was watching this walk-through of michael shannon's apartment and i had a panic attack because i accidentally visualised the look of stern disappointment he'd give me for breaking one of his goblets
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hey boss, sorry i'm late. i was watching this walk-through of michael shannon's apartment and i had a panic attack because i accidentally visualised the look of stern disappointment he'd give me for breaking one of his goblets