movies felt a lot more real when they would let you up in the projection room afterward so you could chew on the cellulose
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
movies felt a lot more real when they would let you up in the projection room afterward so you could chew on the cellulose
if the gavlebocken survives this year we will blow past 2°C by 2050. if it burns, the thread of prophecy is restored. much depends on this straw goat
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
if the gavlebocken survives this year we will blow past 2°C by 2050. if it burns, the thread of prophecy is restored. much depends on this straw goat
guy gave us 50% off our christmas tree in exchange for some concrete chunks i had sitting in the back of the truck that i had been putting off going to the dump and paying to be rid of. kei stays winning
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
guy gave us 50% off our christmas tree in exchange for some concrete chunks i had sitting in the back of the truck that i had been putting off going to the dump and paying to be rid of. kei stays winning
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england's version of aaron sorkin has died. he was one million years old and racist in the kind of way where he didnt say the quiet part loud
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
england's version of aaron sorkin has died. he was one million years old and racist in the kind of way where he didnt say the quiet part loud
if you take your phone out in a movie theater you are still a psycho freak. wrong side of history
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if you take your phone out in a movie theater you are still a psycho freak. wrong side of history
the fourth knives out movie should be called Fourks out
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the fourth knives out movie should be called Fourks out
i dont know who need s to hear this but its time to throw your deep fried turkjey directly into the freezer
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i dont know who need s to hear this but its time to throw your deep fried turkjey directly into the freezer
still can't believe it's been spelled "matthew mcfadyen" the entire time
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
still can't believe it's been spelled "matthew mcfadyen" the entire time
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
broke: in this film, the city of new york itself, is a character!!
woke: on this team, the city of new york itself, is the highest paid player on the team
woke: on this team, the city of new york itself, is the highest paid player on the team
Failson Billionaire: You think I make a lot of money? Well have you considered I also have to spend some of it
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
broke: in this film, the city of new york itself, is a character!!
woke: on this team, the city of new york itself, is the highest paid player on the team
woke: on this team, the city of new york itself, is the highest paid player on the team
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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it's easy for the kids to forget this, but, at the time, nobody knew that President Trump was lying about Venezuela possessing long range missiles armed with aerosolized fentanyl munitions. everyone was certain they were going to "do a Batman Begins on us," as we were fond of saying
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
it's easy for the kids to forget this, but, at the time, nobody knew that President Trump was lying about Venezuela possessing long range missiles armed with aerosolized fentanyl munitions. everyone was certain they were going to "do a Batman Begins on us," as we were fond of saying
kids these days dont have small rectories that abut her estate
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
kids these days dont have small rectories that abut her estate
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that's impossible as he was hanging out with me the entire time, whenever that was, not clicking through. we were crushin brewskis
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
that's impossible as he was hanging out with me the entire time, whenever that was, not clicking through. we were crushin brewskis
lol if u didnt already outlaw gmail from doing autocorrect smart reply grammar suggestion nagging nagging nagging
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
lol if u didnt already outlaw gmail from doing autocorrect smart reply grammar suggestion nagging nagging nagging
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"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"
It looks like about 15-20 vehicles turned out for the Halifax ostrich convoy led by Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
The ostrich convoy was lined up along a highway on the outskirts of Halifax earlier this morning
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Gen Z Dutch maple syrup merchant Freek Schep"
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E175 is short for eirbus 175
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
E175 is short for eirbus 175
sometimes, things that are expensive...are worse
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
sometimes, things that are expensive...are worse
hot dog vendor called king glizzard
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hot dog vendor called king glizzard
i can see socks' brain start to work on the Problem Of Evil when i take an extra minute to put out the food bowl after i get up
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
i can see socks' brain start to work on the Problem Of Evil when i take an extra minute to put out the food bowl after i get up
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by far the simplest technique to suppress your driver self is this: be willing, at all times, to wait 30 seconds
every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
by far the simplest technique to suppress your driver self is this: be willing, at all times, to wait 30 seconds
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every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
every driver is evil. if you have a car, you become evil while you're driving. that's simply the nature of the machine. "self-defensive driving" is a technique you must master to defend against your driver self, who desperately wants to run over pedestrians and cyclists