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jongraywb.bsky.social
Good morning, my friends. I hope the day treats you well over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and oooooooooooooooover and over and over again.

Have a freaking fantastic day!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
jongraywb.bsky.social ✪ New Years Gray ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Jul 5
*quietly posts this and then quietly leaves*
Half a page of an article reads “girl, finger her” The poster who originally typed this pointed out that the full thing says: “The Doctor can't put his finger on what it is about her." The bad kerning destroys that
July 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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dylantodd.bsky.social
Congrats to your mom on her new show.
TV listing that reads “America’s Funniest Ho”
February 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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borderless.bsky.social
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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gwillow.me
this is *otherworldly*
nantanreikan.bsky.social Doug Aoki @nantanreikan.bsky.social · Dec 5
Need sound on.
December 7, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
are those my only two choices?
Stacked street signs, “Adopt a Street” and “Lynch 4th Graders.”
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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scottmccloud.bsky.social
Don't know who made this but A+
Movie still of Margaret Dumont and Groucho Marx (from Animal Crackers?) with word balloons added. Dumont: "I believe Donald J. Trump was sent by God." Groucho: "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
November 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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judgedrokk.bsky.social
#Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛
October 31, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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kilgoretrout.bsky.social
will I finally find true love on the internet
October 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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couchnapping.bsky.social
George Lucas wearing a blue suit with a speech bubble coming from the post below
October 24, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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theradr.bsky.social
Someone named Spud Klingbeil did this and I have so much respect and envy
it's a toddler playhouse on wooden chicken feet and a beware of baba yaga sign
October 25, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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petday.bsky.social
King Dedede with Dark Matter
October 22, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This was a funny reply and I wanted to point it out
Someone saying Elon designed rockets and Existential Comics QT’d it and said Yes, hundreds of engineers work at SpaceX who dedicated their lives to aerospace engineering, but the rockets happen to be personally designed by the guy with no education or experience, who is also a megalomaniac that lies about everything else and spends 12 hours a day posting memes on Twitter. Someone replying by posting a link of Elon saying “make it pointy”
October 22, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
370) Barbara Bush in the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon
Barbara with Mario in his frog suit which works well in water but is incredibly irritating to use out of water which HE IS DOING IN THE FUCKING PICTURE
October 22, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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southworth.bsky.social
Loving my favorite new mobile game, PISS BEACH
A screenshot from a mobile game ad with three men seen from behind with lines arcing from their bodies that kinda look like piss.
October 20, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
You will not have a good time here if you’re a transphobe.

You will be hunted for sport.

And I think that’s wonderful.
October 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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zachrabiroff.com
This last guy can't read the room
October 14, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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richardkadrey.bsky.social
Good morning
October 10, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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ambiorickx.bsky.social
AMPLE BREASTED GOTHIC PARTNER as the TMNT logo
October 7, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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xanindigo.bsky.social
Reposting with alt text because this is such a hilariously blunt description of the Joker movie that everyone deserves to read it
Intro paragraph: Academy Award-nominated director Todd Phillips and his new sequel Joker: Folie à Deux bravely ask the daring question: What if the most annoying man you know got an equally annoying girlfriend? And what if they sang show tunes to each other? And what if you had to watch?
October 4, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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donni.bsky.social
There are four wolves inside you. They have started a barbershop quartet
September 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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chathamharrison.bsky.social
fuiru X "One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn't be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. 'See those bubbles,' he asked. 'They're air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.' "Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. 'Look how slowly it sank,' he told them. 'Make it faster.' "One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. 'I thought I ordered the beef on rye,' he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to h
September 29, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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brossentia.bsky.social
Patch notes are wild lmao #UFO50
September 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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jeradwalker.bsky.social
Jim Carrey’s Wikipedia entry has incredible comedic timing.
Jim Carrey’s Wikipedia: In April 2022, Carrey announced that he was considering retirement from the film industry, explaining, "I have enough. I've done enough. I am enough." When asked if he would ever come back, his response was, "It depends. If the angels bring some sort of script that's written in gold ink that says to me that it's going to be really important for people to see, I might continue down the road, but I'm taking a break."|115] In February 2024, it was announced that Carrey would reprise his role as Dr. Robotnik in Sonic the Hedgehog 3.[116]
September 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM