Groucho Man Savage
@grouchomansavage.bsky.social
American. Scientist. Sexy motherfucker.
Up early to smoke a pork shoulder, that’s how I know it’s a holiday weekend.
May 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Up early to smoke a pork shoulder, that’s how I know it’s a holiday weekend.
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It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
May 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
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This is a useful demo of just how easy it is to transform an "AI" into a fascist propaganda machine; we only noticed b/c Elon demands everything be done fast and half-assed, so it broke.
But they'll fix it, and from now on xAI will prioritize white nationalist claims more subtly, forever.
But they'll fix it, and from now on xAI will prioritize white nationalist claims more subtly, forever.
apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
May 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is a useful demo of just how easy it is to transform an "AI" into a fascist propaganda machine; we only noticed b/c Elon demands everything be done fast and half-assed, so it broke.
But they'll fix it, and from now on xAI will prioritize white nationalist claims more subtly, forever.
But they'll fix it, and from now on xAI will prioritize white nationalist claims more subtly, forever.
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bumper stickers should be illegal, cause if i’m driving behind you and i see a sticker i disagree with, i will start freaking out, spewing anger in all directions (except for the road ahead of me) and i may get into an accident, possibly killing an innocent driver. i’ve also had 12 drinks.
May 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
bumper stickers should be illegal, cause if i’m driving behind you and i see a sticker i disagree with, i will start freaking out, spewing anger in all directions (except for the road ahead of me) and i may get into an accident, possibly killing an innocent driver. i’ve also had 12 drinks.
Last breakfast in Dublin.
It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Last breakfast in Dublin.
It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
MY APES! MY APES BRO!
April 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
MY APES! MY APES BRO!
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The entire transcript of Time's interview with Trump is insane. Just to pick one moment: Trump says Biden would never do an interview with Time, then when told that he had asks how it went, then when told he can read it himself says that he had read it and it didn't go well
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time.com/7280114/dona...
April 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The entire transcript of Time's interview with Trump is insane. Just to pick one moment: Trump says Biden would never do an interview with Time, then when told that he had asks how it went, then when told he can read it himself says that he had read it and it didn't go well
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time.com/7280114/dona...
After a week in Ireland you find yourself pondering things you’ve never considered before.
Was there ever a midget wrestler with a kung fu gimmick named “Bruce Wee”?
Was there ever a midget wrestler with a kung fu gimmick named “Bruce Wee”?
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
After a week in Ireland you find yourself pondering things you’ve never considered before.
Was there ever a midget wrestler with a kung fu gimmick named “Bruce Wee”?
Was there ever a midget wrestler with a kung fu gimmick named “Bruce Wee”?
Greetings from my annual trip to Ireland. Flags at half-staff in remembrance of the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Greetings from my annual trip to Ireland. Flags at half-staff in remembrance of the Pope.
Big if true.
I heard that the Pope died of shock after walking in on Vance fucking a Vatican sofa.
Please let JD Vance killed the Pope become the new JD Vance fucked a couch.
April 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Big if true.
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Finally found it - the ultimate martial arts instructional. Is it short? Sure, but if you need a whole four minutes your fighting technique was not sufficiently scientific or aggressive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17oS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17oS...
SAFTA with Lew Hicks (trainer of Jon Hess from UFC 5)
YouTube video by giallo5678
www.youtube.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Finally found it - the ultimate martial arts instructional. Is it short? Sure, but if you need a whole four minutes your fighting technique was not sufficiently scientific or aggressive.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17oS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17oS...
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
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I'm guessing this is implicit and deliberate comment by whoever does the web layout?
April 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm guessing this is implicit and deliberate comment by whoever does the web layout?
Somehow, even after all this time, I still like to move it move it.
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Somehow, even after all this time, I still like to move it move it.
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I cannot overstate the importance of reading books, particularly novels by respected authors, for critical thinking skills and reading comprehension. If the big gun novelists don't interest you, start small and work your way up. Or read whatever interests you. Just read. Or listen. It's all books.
April 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I cannot overstate the importance of reading books, particularly novels by respected authors, for critical thinking skills and reading comprehension. If the big gun novelists don't interest you, start small and work your way up. Or read whatever interests you. Just read. Or listen. It's all books.
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"Brunch" – bougie sounding, fancy french food, evokes images of annoying people complaining about their dating life.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
April 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Brunch" – bougie sounding, fancy french food, evokes images of annoying people complaining about their dating life.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
"Second breakfast" – hobbitcore, hearty simple food, evokes images of small courageous acts in the face of mounting doom.
Come all you young MAGAs so young and so fine
And heed Fat Boy's orders to return to the mines
You won't need your podcasts, you won't need to troll
You'll dig til you're dead to enrich some asshole
And heed Fat Boy's orders to return to the mines
You won't need your podcasts, you won't need to troll
You'll dig til you're dead to enrich some asshole
Trump: "One thing I learned about the coal miners -- that's what they want to do. You could give them a penthouse on 5th Avenue and a different kind of a job and they'd be unhappy. They want to mine coal. She was gonna put them in a high tech industry where you make little cell phones and things."
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Come all you young MAGAs so young and so fine
And heed Fat Boy's orders to return to the mines
You won't need your podcasts, you won't need to troll
You'll dig til you're dead to enrich some asshole
And heed Fat Boy's orders to return to the mines
You won't need your podcasts, you won't need to troll
You'll dig til you're dead to enrich some asshole
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Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
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NEW ESSAY — Andrew Rihn on the racial rhetoric in Jack London’s coverage of the the Fight of the Century, between Jim Jeffries (the “Great White Hope”) and Jack Johnson, the first Black heavyweight champion — publicdomainreview.org/essay/jack-l...
March 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW ESSAY — Andrew Rihn on the racial rhetoric in Jack London’s coverage of the the Fight of the Century, between Jim Jeffries (the “Great White Hope”) and Jack Johnson, the first Black heavyweight champion — publicdomainreview.org/essay/jack-l...
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One way to think of what’s going on is that Trump & his gang are trust fund kids spending down the reservoir of U.S. power & influence without understanding or caring where the balance in that account came from. They treat it as just a fact of nature that there will always plenty there.
Well, the US will have to decide whether it wants allies or believes it can go alone while insulting every other country. Because if it is the latter, buying US military equipment would be daft. www.reuters.com/world/us-off...
US officials object to European push to buy weapons locally
U.S. officials have told European allies they want them to keep buying American-made arms, amid recent moves by the European Union to limit U.S. manufacturers' participation in weapons tenders, five sources familiar with the matter told Reuters.
www.reuters.com
April 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
One way to think of what’s going on is that Trump & his gang are trust fund kids spending down the reservoir of U.S. power & influence without understanding or caring where the balance in that account came from. They treat it as just a fact of nature that there will always plenty there.
I know it’s April Fool’s Day but I really think this email confirming acceptance of my upcoming paper in the high/impact science journal “CELL” is legit!
April 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I know it’s April Fool’s Day but I really think this email confirming acceptance of my upcoming paper in the high/impact science journal “CELL” is legit!
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Yankees beating up Nestor
March 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yankees beating up Nestor