Groucho Man Savage
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Groucho Man Savage
@grouchomansavage.bsky.social
American. Scientist. Sexy motherfucker.
May 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Last breakfast in Dublin.

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Detachment from reality is his brand.
May 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Take him out.
April 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You’re panicking the markets again.
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Fat Donnie prepping for this somber event.
April 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
CARE FOR A CUPPA GUV’NOR
April 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Greetings from my annual trip to Ireland. Flags at half-staff in remembrance of the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The real question is how did I do it twice.
April 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bro.
April 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
April 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
They’re itching for an excuse. And if one doesn’t present itself, they’ll manufacture one.
March 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My first West Coast business travel of the year is off to a great start - had to deplane twice for mechanical issues, and the third plane has no crew. And not in a cool "ghost plane" way.
March 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
March 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.
March 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Sir, respectfully.
March 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sir, respectfully.
March 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Mythical CEOs: rock-ribbed hero of cutthroat business.

Actual CEOs:
March 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“The edgier portions of pro-Palestinian activism”
March 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
March 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
March 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
March 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
And then you graduated to the good stuff.
March 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM