Jake (Real)
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When you're 0-for-the-half
And replaced by Saraf
...
THAT's Traore
And replaced by Saraf
...
THAT's Traore
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
When you're 0-for-the-half
And replaced by Saraf
...
THAT's Traore
And replaced by Saraf
...
THAT's Traore
Well now I do I guess
Do you know how f*cked up you gotta act to get banned from Xbox Live in *in 2013*?
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Well now I do I guess
Happy trails Dealin' Dave
David Robertson has announced his retirement after 17 seasons, one All-Star selection, and a 2009 #WorldSeries championship with the @Yankees.
Robertson pitched in the Postseason in 10 of his 17 seasons.
Robertson pitched in the Postseason in 10 of his 17 seasons.
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Happy trails Dealin' Dave
Vonn was seen clutching her left knee after crashing in a race in Switzerland on Friday, the last before the Winter Olympics. Her comeback after retiring in 2019 was one of Team USA's biggest stories. n.pr/46a3FmK
Skier Lindsey Vonn's Winter Olympic comeback dream is in jeopardy after a crash
Vonn was seen clutching her left knee after crashing in a race in Switzerland on Friday, the last before the Winter Olympics. Her comeback after retiring in 2019 was one of Team USA's biggest stories.
n.pr
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
They really don't understand empathy! They are missing that part of the brain!
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
They really don't understand empathy! They are missing that part of the brain!
So are Canadian planes banned or what because I'm trying to book some air travel here
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
So are Canadian planes banned or what because I'm trying to book some air travel here
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I attended one of his starts and nearly fell asleep. A "throw the ball" chant was started.
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I attended one of his starts and nearly fell asleep. A "throw the ball" chant was started.
Generally I defend Duolingo as good practice for a language where you have some facility, but I'm on my fourth unit of zombie apocalypse vocabulary and I gotta question the utility here.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Generally I defend Duolingo as good practice for a language where you have some facility, but I'm on my fourth unit of zombie apocalypse vocabulary and I gotta question the utility here.
Off the top of my head, Al Franken, whose books were formative for my politics and sense of humor. I was elated when he became a senator. God dammit.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Off the top of my head, Al Franken, whose books were formative for my politics and sense of humor. I was elated when he became a senator. God dammit.
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January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
What kind of lunatic would be nostalgic for the year we entered the Hell Zone
Nostalgic for 2016? Call in and weigh in on the trend on WNYC. 212-433-9692. www.wnyc.org/radio
a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five to a woman in a suit .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a high five to a woman in a suit .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
What kind of lunatic would be nostalgic for the year we entered the Hell Zone
You probably shouldn't have done this man
John Coppolella is writing a regular recurring feature for BA with the perspective of a former GM. He lays out how he got here, his continuing passion for baseball and what he hopes to cover with his columns at Baseball America.
Read this 1st:
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/john...
Read this 1st:
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/john...
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
You probably shouldn't have done this man
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Everyone is dunking on this guy but I'd be pretty angry if someone violated my privacy like this, even if they said nice things!
buddy,,, www.startribune.com/former-vikin...
Former Viking Matt Kalil sues ex-wife Haley Kalil over viral interview about their sex life
Matt Kalil, the No. 4 pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, is suing Haley Kalil, a social media influencer and former Miss Minnesota, for invading his privacy. She has filed to have the suit dismissed.
www.startribune.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Everyone is dunking on this guy but I'd be pretty angry if someone violated my privacy like this, even if they said nice things!
I didn't know Dan McQuade personally but I enjoyed a lot of his work, particularly the deep dive into Color Star that had me doing the Vince McMahon meme as it got crazier and crazier.
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I didn't know Dan McQuade personally but I enjoyed a lot of his work, particularly the deep dive into Color Star that had me doing the Vince McMahon meme as it got crazier and crazier.
The story of our times: people (in this case, licensed taxi and ride share drivers) who try to follow the rules are made to feel like suckers as scammers run wild. That's just not tenable. gothamist.com/news/jfk-to-...
JFK to Midtown for only $800: NYC taxi hustlers running wild at airport terminals
It's a classic New York City scam that gives tourists a cold, expensive welcome to the Big Apple.
gothamist.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
The story of our times: people (in this case, licensed taxi and ride share drivers) who try to follow the rules are made to feel like suckers as scammers run wild. That's just not tenable. gothamist.com/news/jfk-to-...
In a bold blow for Gender, my kid today declared that Joy from Inside Out is non-binary.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
In a bold blow for Gender, my kid today declared that Joy from Inside Out is non-binary.
Scoreboard
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Scoreboard
The problem of course is that all of Dem leadership, at the very least, thinks there ought to be some kind of force rounding up immigrants.
two American citizens have been murdered defending their neughbors and the best Chuckles and Co can settle on *as an opening ask*(!) is non-binding legislation with no enforcement mechanism get the FUCK out of here
these would have been bare acceptable demands last October and I don't know what to tell you if you do not believe that your party should be trying harder to negotiate on an issue where they have massive advantage and public sentiment is spiraling in their favor
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The problem of course is that all of Dem leadership, at the very least, thinks there ought to be some kind of force rounding up immigrants.
It comes with shrimp cocktail???
BREAKING: someone is sitting down at the Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo for the 72oz steak lunch challenge.
How do you even spend the rest of your day after this?
How do you even spend the rest of your day after this?
January 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It comes with shrimp cocktail???
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