Jake (Real)
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How old is Bond? Who are we to ask the unanswerable
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How old is Bond? Who are we to ask the unanswerable
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This is my best friend Felix. He used to be old and then he was gay and then he was old again and now he's black. He got eaten by a shark but he got better
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is my best friend Felix. He used to be old and then he was gay and then he was old again and now he's black. He got eaten by a shark but he got better
We were all kinda worried Amazon wouldn't understand Bond and we're proven right. This is a franchise that runs on vibes. Nobody is cataloging Bond Lore.
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We were all kinda worried Amazon wouldn't understand Bond and we're proven right. This is a franchise that runs on vibes. Nobody is cataloging Bond Lore.
There are 500 reasons why Republicans aren't punished for being comically evil but it's the sad situation rn
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
There are 500 reasons why Republicans aren't punished for being comically evil but it's the sad situation rn
Another thing that isn't great is that a party that openly wants the worst for everyone is guaranteed 48% of the vote forever.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Another thing that isn't great is that a party that openly wants the worst for everyone is guaranteed 48% of the vote forever.
I'm so confused as to how this is a problem when we long ago agreed not to think about how Bond continuity makes no sense.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm so confused as to how this is a problem when we long ago agreed not to think about how Bond continuity makes no sense.
We've already got the papacy, we're coming for Bond
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We've already got the papacy, we're coming for Bond
God it's a chat bot isn't it
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
God it's a chat bot isn't it
What Big Soap doesn't want you to know
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What Big Soap doesn't want you to know
Phantom Menace was bad but it was also the first movie I attended on an actual date so.... Land of contrasts
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Phantom Menace was bad but it was also the first movie I attended on an actual date so.... Land of contrasts