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Jake (Real)
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Normal way to watch TV
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Always a delight when there's "no delays" but wait times look like this
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Please rate my kid's pants
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Sir this is obscene
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Looking for miscreants seven floors below
My kid sitting on the window sill looking down
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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obama awarding himself a medal
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Report from today's school drop off
Text from my wife: I know (redacted) is 5, but she's also an asshole
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Me today
Geordi no: doing work at my job Geordi yes: Smoking that Cuomo pack online
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Footage of this "concession" speech
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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We're celebrating with the champagne flutes with my wife's name spelled wrong that my old boss gave us
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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OK NOW I'LL BELIEVE
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Stop the count
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Yeah man he's a third party candidate. Shoulda won your primary bozo
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Why god
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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New kind of guy just dropped
On the night of that debate, I attended a Sliwa rally outside the venue, the LaGuardia Community College, in Queens, to talk to the true believers. I asked if they felt, as Cuomo and others had argued, that every vote they won for Sliwa was helping elect Mamdani. Derek Pabon, a federal worker who supports Sliwa, told me, “They’re trying to make it like it’s only Curtis Sliwa that is standing in the way from a communist becoming mayor. Meanwhile, he’s their communist”—he pointed across the road, at Democrats and Cuomo supporters. He continued, “They’re trying to slut-shame Curtis Sliwa into dropping out of the race for something that won’t benefit him.” I asked what he meant by “slut-shame.” “I just meant, like, they’re trying to shame Curtis Sliwa like it’s his fault he’s putting a communist into the mayoral office.”
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Friendship ended with baseball stress, now election stress is my best friend
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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sephiroth in flames
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Come on man
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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It's windy today
Me with my rapidly graying hair blowing in the wind
October 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I haven't canvassed since 2008 but goddamn we cannot screw this up
Email confirming my GOTV shift for Zohran
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Got my terrifying Halloween costume sorted
The NYT needle
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Polymarket tweet: BREAKING: Mamdani's odds collapse in NYC Mayoral Election. If he continues falling at the rate he has the past 24h, Cuomo would be the projected winner. Simpsons disco record sales meme but it's upside down
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM