Jake (Real)
@jakemhs.bsky.social
Yankees, other sports, cats, parenting, anything funny or interesting.
Mmm delicious main character
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Mmm delicious main character
Please note that the deadline for AL MVP takes is 8:05 Eastern Time. We won't be accepting takes after then. Thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Please note that the deadline for AL MVP takes is 8:05 Eastern Time. We won't be accepting takes after then. Thank you.
Career counselor: if you have a comma out of place in your resume you'll never get hired:
Email written by CEO: wwwhhhhaahttts up
Email written by CEO: wwwhhhhaahttts up
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Career counselor: if you have a comma out of place in your resume you'll never get hired:
Email written by CEO: wwwhhhhaahttts up
Email written by CEO: wwwhhhhaahttts up
Does Bob actually have intel or is he speculating? Nobody knows because it's Bob
The official BBWAA MVP winners will be announced at 7 ET tonight on MLB Network with Shohei Ohtani expected to unanimously win the NL MVP award and Aaron Judge expected to narrowly beat out Cal Raleigh for the AL MVP in the most-debated award
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Does Bob actually have intel or is he speculating? Nobody knows because it's Bob
I said I was sorry
is @jakemhs.bsky.social absolved
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I said I was sorry
Normal way to watch TV
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Normal way to watch TV
He's cooking
On the topic of Dylan Cease, Scott Boras said: “Unlike the other famous Dylan, this one is exclusively electric”
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He's cooking
My kid has four birthday parties to attend this month. Congrats to those parents for an amazing Valentines Day a few years back
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My kid has four birthday parties to attend this month. Congrats to those parents for an amazing Valentines Day a few years back
Does this site have someone who will post all his jokes? We need this rn
I'm just a girl (well, 39), standing in front of a boy (not literally, I'm sitting on my couch), asking Scott Boras' people to mic his media availability
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Does this site have someone who will post all his jokes? We need this rn
Folks you cannot be asking social media moderators to distinguish between real and fake death threats, and I say this as someone who was suspended from Twitter for telling Josh Hammer to hammer himself
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Folks you cannot be asking social media moderators to distinguish between real and fake death threats, and I say this as someone who was suspended from Twitter for telling Josh Hammer to hammer himself
This cannot surprise anyone who has worked an email job
Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This cannot surprise anyone who has worked an email job
It seems bad that the best way to make lots of money is to make your product as awful and annoying as possible. Beginning to suspect capitalism does not encourage the creation of better products.
"It is not a good feeling to pay $10.99 per month for a streaming service, largely for the purpose of watching sports, and then be presented with persistent pop-up ads for some dumb bullcrap that not even a baby would find entertaining." defector.com/am-i-a-bug-t...
Am I A Bug To You? | Defector
Some NBA games are starting at 11:00 p.m. ET. This is a new development coinciding with the league striking a new broadcast deal with NBC, which aired Tuesday night’s Nuggets–Kings game on the…
defector.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It seems bad that the best way to make lots of money is to make your product as awful and annoying as possible. Beginning to suspect capitalism does not encourage the creation of better products.
This kid is going to grow up to be an insufferable little shit lol
No one is going to give a fuck how smart you are unless you know how to sell it socially.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
It actually guarantees worse outcomes at a certain point.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This kid is going to grow up to be an insufferable little shit lol
Also if you repost the Jesse Farrar tweet you deserve prison. That thing has done so much damage.
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Also if you repost the Jesse Farrar tweet you deserve prison. That thing has done so much damage.
Of course he's dialing in from his car
Mayor Adams, on the Reset Talk Show, argues Zohran Mamdani didn't get "a mandate" from his election.
"There was no mandate, 49% stated that they did not want Zohran as their mayor," he says.
(Mamdani got over 250,000 more votes than Adams did in the 2021 election)
"There was no mandate, 49% stated that they did not want Zohran as their mayor," he says.
(Mamdani got over 250,000 more votes than Adams did in the 2021 election)
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Of course he's dialing in from his car
I am very glad that my kid hit kindergarten just as this approach was abandoned in NYC. It feels like nobody asked "what happens when books don't have pictures?"
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I am very glad that my kid hit kindergarten just as this approach was abandoned in NYC. It feels like nobody asked "what happens when books don't have pictures?"
Me: I need to take a break from pretending for awhile, can you play on your own for 20 minutes?
Kid: OK! So dad, now pretend that our friend the famous ballerina is coming over for dinner....
Kid: OK! So dad, now pretend that our friend the famous ballerina is coming over for dinner....
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: I need to take a break from pretending for awhile, can you play on your own for 20 minutes?
Kid: OK! So dad, now pretend that our friend the famous ballerina is coming over for dinner....
Kid: OK! So dad, now pretend that our friend the famous ballerina is coming over for dinner....
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This is my best friend Felix. He used to be old and then he was gay and then he was old again and now he's black. He got eaten by a shark but he got better
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is my best friend Felix. He used to be old and then he was gay and then he was old again and now he's black. He got eaten by a shark but he got better
The whole thing kinda breaks down when only one side agrees that it's bad for people to starve! This is supposed to be the sort of thing that keeps the situation from deteriorating.
I'm mad about the shut down and worried about healthcare, but not letting people starve is a pretty good reason to cave on this bureaucratic fight, the more I think about it. So just say that: Republicans wanted you to starve rather than compromise, so we let this one go.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The whole thing kinda breaks down when only one side agrees that it's bad for people to starve! This is supposed to be the sort of thing that keeps the situation from deteriorating.
When has this franchise ever cared about continuity
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When has this franchise ever cared about continuity
Why would he do this
Thanks Mamdani
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why would he do this
It happened to me, after sixteen years living in NYC I got on a train going in the wrong direction. Luckily I was with my kid who will be reminding me of this for the next five years.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It happened to me, after sixteen years living in NYC I got on a train going in the wrong direction. Luckily I was with my kid who will be reminding me of this for the next five years.
JCO vs the menswear guy in a posting war who u got
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
JCO vs the menswear guy in a posting war who u got
Canada, another school, etc
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Canada, another school, etc
Always a delight when there's "no delays" but wait times look like this
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Always a delight when there's "no delays" but wait times look like this