GT rhymes with Mayday
@gregorythompson13.bsky.social
Former gifted kid, current hapless dad, three raccoons in a trench coat, and we would like pizza and a Valium, please
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sharties
Sharties
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sharties
Sharties
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Uh oh.
I’m…Pain Au Chocolate Neon Splatter Paint
So…Chocolate Splatter? Neon Pain?
Uh oh.
I’m…Pain Au Chocolate Neon Splatter Paint
So…Chocolate Splatter? Neon Pain?
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Triscuit Grey
I’m Triscuit Grey
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Milky Way Blue
I’m Milky Way Blue
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
Uh oh.
I’m…Pain Au Chocolate Neon Splatter Paint
So…Chocolate Splatter? Neon Pain?
Uh oh.
I’m…Pain Au Chocolate Neon Splatter Paint
So…Chocolate Splatter? Neon Pain?
Right?! 😂🤌🏻
I'd offer my shitter but I just cleaned
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Right?! 😂🤌🏻
Yo. 👋
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yo. 👋
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
“You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.”
October 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.”
We need to wrap this up, because Mrs. Pepper says I need to be home by 6.
-me, as a doctor
-me, as a doctor
nobody wants to see your hammer toe, Karen
~ me as a doctor
~ me as a doctor
nobody likes a whiner
- me as a doctor
- me as a doctor
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We need to wrap this up, because Mrs. Pepper says I need to be home by 6.
-me, as a doctor
-me, as a doctor
Bra known for being cooperative, diplomatic, and gracious, with a strong sense of justice and an appreciation for beauty and harmony?
Libra.
Libra.
The only bra Indiana Jones doesn’t care for?
Cobra.
Cobra.
Bra with lots of back support?
Vertebra.
Vertebra.
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Bra known for being cooperative, diplomatic, and gracious, with a strong sense of justice and an appreciation for beauty and harmony?
Libra.
Libra.
The only bra Indiana Jones doesn’t care for?
Cobra.
Cobra.
Bra with lots of back support?
Vertebra.
Vertebra.
Most-captivating bra?
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The only bra Indiana Jones doesn’t care for?
Cobra.
Cobra.
Bra with lots of back support?
Vertebra.
Vertebra.
Most-captivating bra?
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
Smartest bra?
Algebra.
Algebra.
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Bra with lots of back support?
Vertebra.
Vertebra.
Most-captivating bra?
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
Smartest bra?
Algebra.
Algebra.
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Most-captivating bra?
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
16. Audition (1999)
I mentioned Takeshi Miike back on day 10, and now he’s back and he brought piano wire.
Who said dating was easier in the 90s?
I mentioned Takeshi Miike back on day 10, and now he’s back and he brought piano wire.
Who said dating was easier in the 90s?
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
16. Audition (1999)
I mentioned Takeshi Miike back on day 10, and now he’s back and he brought piano wire.
Who said dating was easier in the 90s?
I mentioned Takeshi Miike back on day 10, and now he’s back and he brought piano wire.
Who said dating was easier in the 90s?
The Mandalorian, but Ralph Wiggum’s favorite snack
The Crayondalorian
The Crayondalorian
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Mandalorian, but Ralph Wiggum’s favorite snack
The Crayondalorian
The Crayondalorian
15. Talk To Me
I don’t only watch old movies. The way this one plays with the possession stuff makes me squirm just thinking about it. And it has some interesting takes on social media, which seems fitting.
I don’t only watch old movies. The way this one plays with the possession stuff makes me squirm just thinking about it. And it has some interesting takes on social media, which seems fitting.
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
15. Talk To Me
I don’t only watch old movies. The way this one plays with the possession stuff makes me squirm just thinking about it. And it has some interesting takes on social media, which seems fitting.
I don’t only watch old movies. The way this one plays with the possession stuff makes me squirm just thinking about it. And it has some interesting takes on social media, which seems fitting.
I’m reading a book about dyslexia but I’m having a hard time following the plot
I was reading a book about faking orgasms, but I didn’t finish.
I’m reading a book about constipation. It’s hard to push through
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m reading a book about dyslexia but I’m having a hard time following the plot
14. It Follows (Maika Monroe)
There are a million riffs on the slow-moving, unstoppable killer killing promiscuous young people, but I think this is my favorite take.
There are a million riffs on the slow-moving, unstoppable killer killing promiscuous young people, but I think this is my favorite take.
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
14. It Follows (Maika Monroe)
There are a million riffs on the slow-moving, unstoppable killer killing promiscuous young people, but I think this is my favorite take.
There are a million riffs on the slow-moving, unstoppable killer killing promiscuous young people, but I think this is my favorite take.
13. 10 Cloverfield Lane
Dan Trachtenberg is a director who I’m always interested in seeing what he’ll do next, and his first film is a master class in letting John Goodman cast a spell on everyone on the screen and in the audience.
Dan Trachtenberg is a director who I’m always interested in seeing what he’ll do next, and his first film is a master class in letting John Goodman cast a spell on everyone on the screen and in the audience.
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
13. 10 Cloverfield Lane
Dan Trachtenberg is a director who I’m always interested in seeing what he’ll do next, and his first film is a master class in letting John Goodman cast a spell on everyone on the screen and in the audience.
Dan Trachtenberg is a director who I’m always interested in seeing what he’ll do next, and his first film is a master class in letting John Goodman cast a spell on everyone on the screen and in the audience.
12. Suspiria (2018)
Blasphemy to pick this over the Dario Argento one? Maybe. But the original doesn’t have that gnarly mirror room dance scene.
Blasphemy to pick this over the Dario Argento one? Maybe. But the original doesn’t have that gnarly mirror room dance scene.
October 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
12. Suspiria (2018)
Blasphemy to pick this over the Dario Argento one? Maybe. But the original doesn’t have that gnarly mirror room dance scene.
Blasphemy to pick this over the Dario Argento one? Maybe. But the original doesn’t have that gnarly mirror room dance scene.
An encapsulation of the conservative movement.
I'm 50, I'm not learning another new thing.
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
An encapsulation of the conservative movement.
11. The X-Files: Home
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
11. The X-Files: Home
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
This sextape could’ve been a TikTok
The subtitles of my sextape would just say "squelching" and then, "I'm sorry," after 30 seconds.
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This sextape could’ve been a TikTok
10. Hostel
Is it just torture porn? Maybe, but whether or not you have any love for Eli Roth, the dvd commentary for the first movie is how I learned about Takeshi Miike & some of the more interesting influences this franchise wears on its sleeve.
I also eat my salad with my fingers (no dressing).
Is it just torture porn? Maybe, but whether or not you have any love for Eli Roth, the dvd commentary for the first movie is how I learned about Takeshi Miike & some of the more interesting influences this franchise wears on its sleeve.
I also eat my salad with my fingers (no dressing).
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
10. Hostel
Is it just torture porn? Maybe, but whether or not you have any love for Eli Roth, the dvd commentary for the first movie is how I learned about Takeshi Miike & some of the more interesting influences this franchise wears on its sleeve.
I also eat my salad with my fingers (no dressing).
Is it just torture porn? Maybe, but whether or not you have any love for Eli Roth, the dvd commentary for the first movie is how I learned about Takeshi Miike & some of the more interesting influences this franchise wears on its sleeve.
I also eat my salad with my fingers (no dressing).
9. Little Monsters
Who doesn’t love a good 80s Fred Savage romp? Not as near and dear to me as The Wizard (notably lacking Jenny Lewis and Mario), but I always loved the world building for all the monsters under the bed.
Who doesn’t love a good 80s Fred Savage romp? Not as near and dear to me as The Wizard (notably lacking Jenny Lewis and Mario), but I always loved the world building for all the monsters under the bed.
October 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
9. Little Monsters
Who doesn’t love a good 80s Fred Savage romp? Not as near and dear to me as The Wizard (notably lacking Jenny Lewis and Mario), but I always loved the world building for all the monsters under the bed.
Who doesn’t love a good 80s Fred Savage romp? Not as near and dear to me as The Wizard (notably lacking Jenny Lewis and Mario), but I always loved the world building for all the monsters under the bed.
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Weird Little Gobblin’ is my pet turkey’s porn name
October 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Weird Little Gobblin’ is my pet turkey’s porn name
“Good grief, Charlie Brown, can’t you even tell a good tree from a poor tree???”
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“Good grief, Charlie Brown, can’t you even tell a good tree from a poor tree???”