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Former gifted kid, current hapless dad, three raccoons in a trench coat, and we would like pizza and a Valium, please
RE Requiem: it’s Morbin time
a man with blue hair is wearing a black sweater and a black jacket .
ALT: a man with blue hair is wearing a black sweater and a black jacket .
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October 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
RE Requiem: it’s Morbin time
fun twist: nobody’s been watching since the end of the 7th inning but they keep putting up another zero on the Google score tracker every 20 mins or so just to see how long people go along with the gag.
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
fun twist: nobody’s been watching since the end of the 7th inning but they keep putting up another zero on the Google score tracker every 20 mins or so just to see how long people go along with the gag.
did you try beating her with a skiddo
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
did you try beating her with a skiddo
It’s like they decided to make this World Series the Snyder cut
Lots of bombast at the beginning, some cool scenes, and now this is the part where everyone’s standing around talking about their moms and stuff
Lots of bombast at the beginning, some cool scenes, and now this is the part where everyone’s standing around talking about their moms and stuff
a cartoon of two men standing next to each other
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other
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October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It’s like they decided to make this World Series the Snyder cut
Lots of bombast at the beginning, some cool scenes, and now this is the part where everyone’s standing around talking about their moms and stuff
Lots of bombast at the beginning, some cool scenes, and now this is the part where everyone’s standing around talking about their moms and stuff
Kind of a common law thing where if you both live in the same place long enough they just mail you the papers
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Kind of a common law thing where if you both live in the same place long enough they just mail you the papers
If you’re asking me how hard it is to get to third base and score…
a man with glasses is smiling with the words i 've never done this before above him
ALT: a man with glasses is smiling with the words i 've never done this before above him
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October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If you’re asking me how hard it is to get to third base and score…
They are trapped inside an arena where love and escape do not compute.
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
They are trapped inside an arena where love and escape do not compute.
☝️ you, watching the bikes whiz around in tron
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
☝️ you, watching the bikes whiz around in tron
meanwhile, on the other other side of the screen
a poster for the movie morbius shows a man in a dark room
ALT: a poster for the movie morbius shows a man in a dark room
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October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
meanwhile, on the other other side of the screen
Chiming in: do not recommend. Play Snake on your old cell phone and look at this gif and watch any other Jeff Bridges movie and you will have experienced everything worth experiencing in the Tron universe
a close up of a light coming out of a window
ALT: a close up of a light coming out of a window
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October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Chiming in: do not recommend. Play Snake on your old cell phone and look at this gif and watch any other Jeff Bridges movie and you will have experienced everything worth experiencing in the Tron universe
I apologize that I typed “Bree” I swear it’s autocorrect’s fault
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I apologize that I typed “Bree” I swear it’s autocorrect’s fault
I think the call that one “The Al Roker”
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman
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October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think the call that one “The Al Roker”
That type of picture crossword contains short moving picture loops called “gifs” which, apparently, rhyme with “knifes”
October 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
That type of picture crossword contains short moving picture loops called “gifs” which, apparently, rhyme with “knifes”
you’re probably thinking about a different Troy McClure
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you’re probably thinking about a different Troy McClure
Narrator: she definitely does not say that.
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Narrator: she definitely does not say that.
That’s Troy McClure. You may remember him from such classic posts as “Troy is a good influence” and “those sirens in the distance probably aren’t for Troy”
You definitely do not remember him from “Troy is a deadbeat dad” or “Bree is looking for alimony from Troy”
You definitely do not remember him from “Troy is a deadbeat dad” or “Bree is looking for alimony from Troy”
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That’s Troy McClure. You may remember him from such classic posts as “Troy is a good influence” and “those sirens in the distance probably aren’t for Troy”
You definitely do not remember him from “Troy is a deadbeat dad” or “Bree is looking for alimony from Troy”
You definitely do not remember him from “Troy is a deadbeat dad” or “Bree is looking for alimony from Troy”
Got you, buddy
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Got you, buddy
Milk Duds are caramel.
Also malt powder is mostly barley and flour.
It’s cool if you don’t like the candy, but your sick burns are rooted in farce.
Also Whoppers is spelled with an H.
Also malt powder is mostly barley and flour.
It’s cool if you don’t like the candy, but your sick burns are rooted in farce.
Also Whoppers is spelled with an H.
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Milk Duds are caramel.
Also malt powder is mostly barley and flour.
It’s cool if you don’t like the candy, but your sick burns are rooted in farce.
Also Whoppers is spelled with an H.
Also malt powder is mostly barley and flour.
It’s cool if you don’t like the candy, but your sick burns are rooted in farce.
Also Whoppers is spelled with an H.
At no point was I under the impression that you were lying
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
At no point was I under the impression that you were lying
