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@gregorythompson13.bsky.social
Former gifted kid, current hapless dad, three raccoons in a trench coat, and we would like pizza and a Valium, please
you’re probably thinking about a different Troy McClure
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you’re probably thinking about a different Troy McClure
Got you, buddy
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Got you, buddy
Yo. 👋
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Yo. 👋
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
Put your wallpaper up if’n you wanna.
d’you think he’d just use the nail holes as, like a built-in fleshlight
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
d’you think he’d just use the nail holes as, like a built-in fleshlight
The Mandalorian, but Ralph Wiggum’s favorite snack
The Crayondalorian
The Crayondalorian
October 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Mandalorian, but Ralph Wiggum’s favorite snack
The Crayondalorian
The Crayondalorian
Since time immemorial, scientists have been captivated by the beans of prehistory
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Since time immemorial, scientists have been captivated by the beans of prehistory
They’re like little kennels full of dogs whose tails are connected to a generator crank, and when you put food in there the dogs get excited and wag their tails really fast, and that’s how your cells get powered
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They’re like little kennels full of dogs whose tails are connected to a generator crank, and when you put food in there the dogs get excited and wag their tails really fast, and that’s how your cells get powered
Ol’ 3-In-1
Threeny for short
Threeny for short
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Ol’ 3-In-1
Threeny for short
Threeny for short
seems forward-thinking
is one of them a 5th pocket
is one of them a 5th pocket
October 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
seems forward-thinking
is one of them a 5th pocket
is one of them a 5th pocket
11. The X-Files: Home
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
11. The X-Files: Home
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
I remember going to school the day after this aired and comparing notes on whose parents let them watch this TV-MA episode. It was one of those cultural zeitgeist moments that, looking back, feels wholesome.
I hope my kids have such easy memories of subversion.
You don’t find too many people who’re that into Solar Hulk.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You don’t find too many people who’re that into Solar Hulk.
7. Blood Hook
This film has an amazing cast and the people they got to be in it are pretty good too. Made when they hadn’t quite perfected the formula yet, so the kills are shaggy and veer between Rube Goldbergesque and watching a portly shadow swing an oar a la Psycho stab. Schlock in the best way
This film has an amazing cast and the people they got to be in it are pretty good too. Made when they hadn’t quite perfected the formula yet, so the kills are shaggy and veer between Rube Goldbergesque and watching a portly shadow swing an oar a la Psycho stab. Schlock in the best way
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
7. Blood Hook
This film has an amazing cast and the people they got to be in it are pretty good too. Made when they hadn’t quite perfected the formula yet, so the kills are shaggy and veer between Rube Goldbergesque and watching a portly shadow swing an oar a la Psycho stab. Schlock in the best way
This film has an amazing cast and the people they got to be in it are pretty good too. Made when they hadn’t quite perfected the formula yet, so the kills are shaggy and veer between Rube Goldbergesque and watching a portly shadow swing an oar a la Psycho stab. Schlock in the best way
Are you saying this is AMERICAN???
October 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Are you saying this is AMERICAN???
6. Dropping Evil
Maybe more like C or E-Movie, but all the more charming for it. What if a bad acid trip made your friend think you and all your friends were zombies, but also, what if it turned out it was a dud batch? Evil Dead meets Clerks meets True Romance.
Maybe more like C or E-Movie, but all the more charming for it. What if a bad acid trip made your friend think you and all your friends were zombies, but also, what if it turned out it was a dud batch? Evil Dead meets Clerks meets True Romance.
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
6. Dropping Evil
Maybe more like C or E-Movie, but all the more charming for it. What if a bad acid trip made your friend think you and all your friends were zombies, but also, what if it turned out it was a dud batch? Evil Dead meets Clerks meets True Romance.
Maybe more like C or E-Movie, but all the more charming for it. What if a bad acid trip made your friend think you and all your friends were zombies, but also, what if it turned out it was a dud batch? Evil Dead meets Clerks meets True Romance.
faces of the fart olympics
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
faces of the fart olympics
5. Howl
Werewolf films are not my jam. I generally have a hard time connecting with the allegories (compared to vampires or zombies, for example) when the wolf is empathetic and when they’re the monster of the week as in Howl (which is quite fun) any other monster would have worked just as well.
Werewolf films are not my jam. I generally have a hard time connecting with the allegories (compared to vampires or zombies, for example) when the wolf is empathetic and when they’re the monster of the week as in Howl (which is quite fun) any other monster would have worked just as well.
October 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
5. Howl
Werewolf films are not my jam. I generally have a hard time connecting with the allegories (compared to vampires or zombies, for example) when the wolf is empathetic and when they’re the monster of the week as in Howl (which is quite fun) any other monster would have worked just as well.
Werewolf films are not my jam. I generally have a hard time connecting with the allegories (compared to vampires or zombies, for example) when the wolf is empathetic and when they’re the monster of the week as in Howl (which is quite fun) any other monster would have worked just as well.