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*Halftime, Palantir Meta Contact Lenses Bowl, 2033*
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*Halftime, Palantir Meta Contact Lenses Bowl, 2033*
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
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A-Fuckin-men.. You Might Not Have Liked Him But Damn the Government Ran,People were Fed, Health Insurance Didn't SkyRocket Without Being Dealt With the Subsidies. At Least they Did That! FFS! We WERE Chugging Along Quite Well Actually BUT NOPE.
💩🍊🤡&MAGA HAD TO FUCK IT UP! Now We're ALL Hurting.
💩🍊🤡&MAGA HAD TO FUCK IT UP! Now We're ALL Hurting.
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
A-Fuckin-men.. You Might Not Have Liked Him But Damn the Government Ran,People were Fed, Health Insurance Didn't SkyRocket Without Being Dealt With the Subsidies. At Least they Did That! FFS! We WERE Chugging Along Quite Well Actually BUT NOPE.
💩🍊🤡&MAGA HAD TO FUCK IT UP! Now We're ALL Hurting.
💩🍊🤡&MAGA HAD TO FUCK IT UP! Now We're ALL Hurting.
So much else has happened that I’d forgotten about that particular piece of idiocy
Even the deeper-red parts of the region are rejecting it.
Evidence mounting that 'Gulf of America' switch is a flop
Even the deeper-red parts of the region are rejecting it.
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So much else has happened that I’d forgotten about that particular piece of idiocy
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The only truly devestating interview you could do with Trump is a series of factual questions asked by someone with no affect: “How does a bill become a law?” “Name three countries where American troops are stationed.” “Will you be raising tariffs on Wakanda?”
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The only truly devestating interview you could do with Trump is a series of factual questions asked by someone with no affect: “How does a bill become a law?” “Name three countries where American troops are stationed.” “Will you be raising tariffs on Wakanda?”
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Philip K. Dick gets it right again.
Let's hear it for the vague blurs!
Let's hear it for the vague blurs!
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Philip K. Dick gets it right again.
Let's hear it for the vague blurs!
Let's hear it for the vague blurs!
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Do we call the new building the "Epstein Wing?"
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Do we call the new building the "Epstein Wing?"
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The NFL needs more flags. Feel like the game is most enjoyable when there’s a flag on every single play, as opposed to every other play.
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The NFL needs more flags. Feel like the game is most enjoyable when there’s a flag on every single play, as opposed to every other play.
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Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.
The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism
In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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The Murdoch Settlement reminds me of my favorite thing in the family's battle: the transcript of Rupert's attorney trying to undermine son James' ability to run Fox News by pointing out that he didn't understand Fox News' business model was telling viewers what they wanted to hear, not the truth.
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Murdoch Settlement reminds me of my favorite thing in the family's battle: the transcript of Rupert's attorney trying to undermine son James' ability to run Fox News by pointing out that he didn't understand Fox News' business model was telling viewers what they wanted to hear, not the truth.
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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The Orioles are trending too, and I want to remind everyone that the Texas Rangers are the only MLB team not to have a Pride Day at their field, so the Orioles always hold their Pride Day when they're playing the Rangers at home so Rangers fans/players get one too.
Go Orioles.
Go Orioles.
June 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Orioles are trending too, and I want to remind everyone that the Texas Rangers are the only MLB team not to have a Pride Day at their field, so the Orioles always hold their Pride Day when they're playing the Rangers at home so Rangers fans/players get one too.
Go Orioles.
Go Orioles.
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Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
June 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
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It's hard to grasp the intellectual failures at play here.
To believe that the word "equity" describes something instrincally bad and that it could not have any other meanings.
Just "See bad word, rip it out."
Also: imagine being at war with the very concept of fairness.
To believe that the word "equity" describes something instrincally bad and that it could not have any other meanings.
Just "See bad word, rip it out."
Also: imagine being at war with the very concept of fairness.
Just amazing: Trump grew angry over a Biden-era program with the word "equity" in its name, so he ended it. But a key part of the program was sending money to red states to expand internet access in rural/MAGA country. Now they might not get it.
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1950...
New piece from me:
newrepublic.com/article/1950...
Angry Trump Kills “Woke” Program—and Accidentally Screws MAGA Voters
It’s called the Digital Equity Act. That word—“equity”—caught the White House’s attention. So now Trump is moving to nix funding—but it could cut off millions destined for red America.
newrepublic.com
May 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
It's hard to grasp the intellectual failures at play here.
To believe that the word "equity" describes something instrincally bad and that it could not have any other meanings.
Just "See bad word, rip it out."
Also: imagine being at war with the very concept of fairness.
To believe that the word "equity" describes something instrincally bad and that it could not have any other meanings.
Just "See bad word, rip it out."
Also: imagine being at war with the very concept of fairness.
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
March 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
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2 day change -1,400
(always a tweet)
(always a tweet)
March 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
2 day change -1,400
(always a tweet)
(always a tweet)
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Bezos emailing all Amazon MGM Studios employees to dictate that the next James Bond will be bald and wear a vest
February 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bezos emailing all Amazon MGM Studios employees to dictate that the next James Bond will be bald and wear a vest
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Civil disobedience and organizing may not sound as glamorous as "take up arms and fight a bloody revolutionary war" but the fact that they are clearly actively TRYING to bait us into a bloody revolutionary war tells us...
February 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Civil disobedience and organizing may not sound as glamorous as "take up arms and fight a bloody revolutionary war" but the fact that they are clearly actively TRYING to bait us into a bloody revolutionary war tells us...
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.