Taylor Smith
greentailshiner.bsky.social
Taylor Smith
@greentailshiner.bsky.social
One of those friendly DFS content folks from RotoGrinders
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[rewatching Band of Brothers] yeah I’d have died right away
January 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I never, ever want google to show me searches I did in the past. The person who searched for those things is dead.
January 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Old Man's Son Also Old Man
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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*Martin Sheen in THE DEPARTED voice* Microprocessors
November 20, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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tired: i’m going to become the joker
wired: i’m going to run insane show trials like the scarecrow in the dark knight rises
April 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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0/3
January 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There
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June 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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With Dave and Busters, it’s pretty clear which one handled the finances and which one handled the video games.
April 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.
September 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Happy birthday to @decodeli.bsky.social. A good man
July 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
June 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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❓ Bobby Portis as the contrarian Captain?
❓ Cason Wallace puts up 25+ fantasy points?

Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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“Giannis Antetokounmpo (1.7 FP/minute) hasn’t posted a ceiling game in a while, but the usage is still sky high even with Khris Middleton back.”

@greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Saturday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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❓ Anthony Davis a lock in cash?
❓ Jarrett Allen racks up 50+ fantasy points?

Read Friday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, @dfs-almanac.bsky.social, TJ_Zwarych5 & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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❓ Play Shai Gilgeous-Alexander in cash?
❓ PJ Washington records a 20-point double-double?

Read Tuesday's NBA Expert Survey with RG_Notorious, headchopper, stevietpfl, & @greentailshiner.bsky.social: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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❓ Anthony Davis a lock in cash?
❓ Play Jonathan Kuminga for salary relief?

Read Sunday's NBA Expert Survey with @greentailshiner.bsky.social, krayton12, & TJ_Zwarych5: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 8, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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“Rumors of the demise of LeBron James appear to have been greatly exaggerated, while Anthony Davis finally flashed a ceiling after a few lean games before the last one.”

@greentailshiner.bsky.social's NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 8, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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“This is a fantastic spot for both of Anthony Davis and LeBron James, though I prefer AD even at his more elevated salaries overall.”

@greentailshiner.bsky.social' NBA Core Plays Live for Sunday: rotogrinders.com/articles/nba...
December 1, 2024 at 5:40 PM