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A green plastic watering can for a fake plastic Chinese plant.
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Most hardcore cryptobros
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Laying a marker here that after the midterms all five of these guys are gonna have cabinet appointments that correspond w their costumes.
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: FIFA announced that the Village People, the pop group that sings President Trump’s adopted anthem of “Y.M.C.A.,” will perform at the World Cup draw on Friday.
Village People will perform Trump anthem ‘Y.M.C.A.’ at World Cup draw, FIFA says
There will also be live music performances from Andrea Bocelli, Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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There was a tweet some years back that was like "Being a Democrat is like going to a concert where the band is telling everyone to calm down the whole time" and I think about it a lot
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.

If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.

www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
But he's wearing the right costume for the part, so what's the problem?
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Deeply suspicious that just as the Republican and MAGA brands appear to have become radioactive to voters, that one of the organizers of the Obama-neutralizing Tea Party thinks 2026 is the time to offer centrist alternatives

Hilarious that they’re leading w the AI angle. Voters love that, surely.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 20d
Using artificial intelligence to identify Congressional districts where independent candidates could win, an organization called the Independent Center is aiming to disrupt the two-party system. n.pr/48mmSlu
An independent effort says AI is the secret to topple 2-party power in Congress
Using artificial intelligence to identify congressional districts where independent candidates could win, an organization called the Independent Center is aiming to disrupt the two-party system.
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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additionally, he has facial hair in this photograph
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Felchingargleharvestcanyon
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Nuzzikennedibarfen
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Although the scale of this is still to be assessed, this is the inevitable outcome of the monetization of the algorithm. Rage-bait becomes a personal revenue model. Nothing about this should be a surprise.
NEWS: I spent the past 24 hours going through major MAGA accounts on Twitter, and a bombshell development has become clear: most of the right-wing ecosphere is being fed propaganda from foreign actors.

This impacts elections. This impacts discourse. This is major. Subscribe to support my work:
NEWS: Major MAGA Accounts on Twitter Exposed as Foreign Actors
A stunning development over the past 24 hours.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, Charlie Brown.”
"GIMME BACK MY SON, Charlie brown."
"I don't think she's a lesbian, Charlie Brown, she's pregnant"
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.

He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh holy shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Really loving this new feature on Bluesky for iOS where, after playing a video, you cannot do anything except shut down the app.

Thanks for addressing America’s attention deficit crisis, #Bluesky. Super helpful
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I keep thinking about that trope about political instantaneous death: “if they find a dead girl, or a live boy in the trunk of your car”
Old enough to remember when raping children was a dealbreaker in politics.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"Drain the swamp" -- for all of its irony and self-deflection -- was an incredibly popular sentiment that Trump rode to the White House. The opportunity has exploded in size since 2016, and the GOP has completely shit the bed on this.
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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wow is there anything he can't do-
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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📣 IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE FREE LIBRARY TURN IT INTO A COMMUNITY PANTRY ASAP IF YOU ARE ABLE
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Git his ass!
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This right here might be the best way to inject a little bit of schadenfreude into your day.

Endlessly hilarious.
there is a "diy aesthetics" subreddit where people do their own botox, on their own faces in their home with no medical knowledge or training and I think I might have to go lie down after reading this for 10 minutes
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM