Apocalypse Now.

Trump = Col. Kurtz? Who is our Martin Sheen?

I would say that this will be fun, but I used to say that about a fake blonde, orange-skinned dude back in 2015-2016. Now I recognize that the comedic value of this, while immense, is not worth the 2% chance that he actually wins this thing.

Late night stoned Bluesky is the best Bluesky

Maybe we just give him one labeled PRESIDENT FOR LIFE, and get him to resign.

I thought affordability was a "democrat hoax."

Branding tip: Don't call them tiny cars. Call them MEGABIKES.

Call the bluff. They like money too much to go through with this. This is just Trump looking for a little bit of leverage.

Cowboy = interior
Indian = homeland security
Construction guy = transportation
Cop = AG (or FBI)
And they’ll soon up a new cabinet position called the Department of Leather

5. He's not even wearing an FBI jacket.

I mean.... this is pretty funny.

If you say it on Fox News.... your chances are pretty good.

Philip Seymour Hoffman, all day.

Just about all of his films were great, and there are so many of them. Dude worked.

In other words…

Bubba gets jealous tho

My umbrella, bitch