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Uncle Grave Craver
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I’m having a nice time. I support the Raptors and the Vikings and people not being pieces of shit to each other (mostly)
I am very happy to report that the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special is available on Tubi
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My boss bought a tin of Finnish licorice that was like $26 and it was one of the tastiest treats I’ve ever had
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Honestly, just stop buying anything from Amazon, I really don’t know what it will take for people to just stop going to one shitty fucking website.
Amazon is making money off AI copies of books - and putting the onus on authors to prove they’ve been plagiarised.

Honestly, just stop buying books from Amazon. Get them from an actual bookshop or order them from a reputable book supplier like bookshop.org

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon Is the World's Biggest Online Book Marketplace. It's Filled With AI Knockoffs
Authors say Amazon's knockoff book problem is leaving them frustrated — and making the internet worse in the process.
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by Uncle Grave Craver
Sipekne’katik First Nation has issued a press release saying Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston, Attorney and Justice Minister General Scott Armstrong, and L’nu Affairs Minister Leah Martin are “banned as undesirables” from Sipekne’katik lands. The fine for trespassing is $50,000.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
The Temporary Foreign Worker (TFW) Program allows Canadian employers to hire foreign workers to fill temporary jobs when qualified Canadians are not available, and that's why it is completely uncontro...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Of the many things I don’t like about social media the one I find most surprising is the number of grown ass people begging strangers to buy them shit. Never not embarrassing
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s that time of year again
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It is with heavy heart that I tell you Andy “The Greasy Shitbag” Fillmore is at it again
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This is another opportunity to talk about the time I saw the last avatar movie by myself and drank a bottle of wine out of a brown paper bag while wearing the 3d glasses over my regular glasses. What a great day
you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ll have the meal and a pack of king size, night cap at the bar and a funeral full of good looking young people toasting the good times
Find a more miserable existence than this.

Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.

He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dark reboot of maniac mansion
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump seems to have a grudging respect for anyone with a spine, I bet he can’t believe he’s gotten away with half the shit he’s done
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’ve been bewildered
MOST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sounds like Luigi time
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.

"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Crooks and Castles in the year 2025, my goodness
Triple labubus
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ah shit, I made a sudden move and my ass got blown away
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My boss texted me about a soccer player I’d never heard of and I instinctively went to wiki to learn and they were posting about money and I gave them ten bucks and it’s the best I’ve felt about spending ten bucks in years and years and years
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I flew 5000km from St. John’s NF to Victoria BC and all I got was this lousy first edition paperback Strugatski and also a visit with my dearest friends who I miss terribly
October 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I wonder what the guy operating that rig was thinking when he showed up for work that day
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He and Cronenberg are top three director/actor partnership imo
Happy 67th Birthday to Viggo Mortensen 🎂
October 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Jesus Christ, Carson Wentz is a fucking idiot
October 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I was with a group of people once and told them I always wash any item made of fabric before I use it and only one other person said they did the same and I was astonished
okay but real talk, do you reaaaallllly have to wash new sheets before you use them?
October 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM