Uncle Grave Craver
@gravecraver.bsky.social
I’m having a nice time. I support the Raptors and the Vikings and people not being pieces of shit to each other (mostly)
Siri, thank you
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Siri, thank you
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Embarrassing that New Brunswick did this before Nova Scotia. That being said, I stopped using X, The Everything App for routine communications a long time ago. I even stopped using it for banking
New Brunswick, an east coast Canadian province of about 900,000 people, will no longer use billionaire Elon Musk’s social media platform X for routine government communications, its leader announced
Canadian Province New Brunswick to Quit Using Elon Musk’s X
New Brunswick, an east coast Canadian province of about 900,000 people, will no longer use billionaire Elon Musk’s social media platform X for routine government communications, its leader announced Thursday.
bloom.bg
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Embarrassing that New Brunswick did this before Nova Scotia. That being said, I stopped using X, The Everything App for routine communications a long time ago. I even stopped using it for banking
Night court theme fucking slaps
January 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Night court theme fucking slaps
SKOL
ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 AM
SKOL
The official app of sports
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The official app of sports
I’m having a few small beers
January 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m having a few small beers
So annoying when your porno machine accidentally does anti-semitism
not a lot that can make me audibly gasp on the internet at this point but wow
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
So annoying when your porno machine accidentally does anti-semitism
Yeah why ask the guy who’s job it is to know about and sell tires and instead ask a shitty computer program that’s wrong at least half the time
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Yeah why ask the guy who’s job it is to know about and sell tires and instead ask a shitty computer program that’s wrong at least half the time
These people are absolutely cooked
The online right is reaching uncharted levels of weird
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 PM
These people are absolutely cooked
Measles super spreader event incoming
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Measles super spreader event incoming
Betting this kind of thing without having the prerequisite inside info is dumber than betting on professional wrestling. Just real ol timey mark shit, spending your life savings to win an Xbox at the fair type shit
Starting to think that as society we didn’t consider how slippery the legalized gambling slope would be
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Betting this kind of thing without having the prerequisite inside info is dumber than betting on professional wrestling. Just real ol timey mark shit, spending your life savings to win an Xbox at the fair type shit
There used to be a set of John swartzwelder novels available for purchase and I can’t find it anywhere now and I’m so pissed I didn’t buy it when I could. Huge regret.
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
There used to be a set of John swartzwelder novels available for purchase and I can’t find it anywhere now and I’m so pissed I didn’t buy it when I could. Huge regret.
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. Truly excellent stuff
Our show Eerie, Indiana was Stranger Things 25 years early, sez here:
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How 'Eerie, Indiana' was 'Stranger Things' 25 years early
A look at the TV show 'Eerie, Indiana', its impact, its story and its similarities to 'Stranger Things' despite airing nearly 30 years earlier.
dangerousminds.net
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I fucking loved this show when I was a kid. Truly excellent stuff
The most hospitalized man in history
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The most hospitalized man in history
Weird name for a cat
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Weird name for a cat
I’m well past the point where if someone says they use this I assume they’re a moron and usually tell them as much
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’m well past the point where if someone says they use this I assume they’re a moron and usually tell them as much
I remember this happening and trying to get my normal friends to look at it and they absolutely would not. Their loss
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I remember this happening and trying to get my normal friends to look at it and they absolutely would not. Their loss
Dang, RIP to the best of the best. That xxxtencion tweet took me out
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social shares memories of Mike F at @flaminghydra.com
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In post memoriam
It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She sa...
flaminghydra.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Dang, RIP to the best of the best. That xxxtencion tweet took me out
I would happily watch a new knives out movie every year for the rest of my life
I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I would happily watch a new knives out movie every year for the rest of my life
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God bless us, every one
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
God bless us, every one
Well it looks like my Christmas card and photo combo is a huge hit. People can’t stop talking about it and are calling it the card of the year! The only question now is what will I do next year?! Better get to work! Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Well it looks like my Christmas card and photo combo is a huge hit. People can’t stop talking about it and are calling it the card of the year! The only question now is what will I do next year?! Better get to work! Merry Christmas everyone
I am very happy to report that the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special is available on Tubi
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am very happy to report that the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special is available on Tubi