Graham
@gramble.bsky.social
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/
August 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
July 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
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Never change, England
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Never change, England
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darbotron ltd is at develop next week in businessing mode!
Come talk to me if you would like:
* a Unity game porting from PC to console
* advice on porting games from PC to console more generally
* the console ports of your PC game made in Unity to be substantially de-risked
Come talk to me if you would like:
* a Unity game porting from PC to console
* advice on porting games from PC to console more generally
* the console ports of your PC game made in Unity to be substantially de-risked
PlatformLayer — darbotron ltd
www.darbotron.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
darbotron ltd is at develop next week in businessing mode!
Come talk to me if you would like:
* a Unity game porting from PC to console
* advice on porting games from PC to console more generally
* the console ports of your PC game made in Unity to be substantially de-risked
Come talk to me if you would like:
* a Unity game porting from PC to console
* advice on porting games from PC to console more generally
* the console ports of your PC game made in Unity to be substantially de-risked
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I didn't think the first public guillotinings would be organised by Irn Bru but I'll take it
April 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I didn't think the first public guillotinings would be organised by Irn Bru but I'll take it
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Anyone thinking of porting their Unity Steam game to consoles...
darbotron's porting middleware can make it substantially cheaper & faster to do it yourself rather than going to an outsource porting company (or your publisher doing it & adding it to your recoup...)
www.darbotron.com/platformlayer
darbotron's porting middleware can make it substantially cheaper & faster to do it yourself rather than going to an outsource porting company (or your publisher doing it & adding it to your recoup...)
www.darbotron.com/platformlayer
April 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Anyone thinking of porting their Unity Steam game to consoles...
darbotron's porting middleware can make it substantially cheaper & faster to do it yourself rather than going to an outsource porting company (or your publisher doing it & adding it to your recoup...)
www.darbotron.com/platformlayer
darbotron's porting middleware can make it substantially cheaper & faster to do it yourself rather than going to an outsource porting company (or your publisher doing it & adding it to your recoup...)
www.darbotron.com/platformlayer
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you're gonna wanna see this
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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Can't believe they named it Wanderstop and not Burnout Paradise
Can't believe they named it Wanderstop and not Tea Pain.
March 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can't believe they named it Wanderstop and not Burnout Paradise
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this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post
August 21, 2023 at 2:50 AM
this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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Getting ready for the New Year
[“Nature Forging a Baby,” British Library, Harley 4425 (Roman de la Rose), fol. 140, Bruges, c. 1490-c. 1500.] #earlymodern #newyears #allegoryfail
[“Nature Forging a Baby,” British Library, Harley 4425 (Roman de la Rose), fol. 140, Bruges, c. 1490-c. 1500.] #earlymodern #newyears #allegoryfail
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Getting ready for the New Year
[“Nature Forging a Baby,” British Library, Harley 4425 (Roman de la Rose), fol. 140, Bruges, c. 1490-c. 1500.] #earlymodern #newyears #allegoryfail
[“Nature Forging a Baby,” British Library, Harley 4425 (Roman de la Rose), fol. 140, Bruges, c. 1490-c. 1500.] #earlymodern #newyears #allegoryfail
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
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When you’re asked to take your dirty plate to the kitchen.
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 PM
When you’re asked to take your dirty plate to the kitchen.
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btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person
December 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
btw if you've never read Roger Ebert's review of The Mummy it's so good it changed me as a person
getting this notification and wondering if I've had a stroke for all the sense it makes
December 18, 2024 at 11:47 AM
getting this notification and wondering if I've had a stroke for all the sense it makes