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@takeashite.bsky.social
· Nov 18
What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.
That's what you get for all your trouble.
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.
That's what you get for all your trouble.
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Anyone fancy a pair of Schindler's List leggings?
August 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Anyone fancy a pair of Schindler's List leggings?
Who the effing hell has a hamster that lives long enough to have a birthday?
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Who the effing hell has a hamster that lives long enough to have a birthday?
Grandad went in for an after eight and had a coronary
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Grandad went in for an after eight and had a coronary
Du Vin, du pain, du wheeliebinesque Boursin.
June 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Du Vin, du pain, du wheeliebinesque Boursin.
This guy works for NASA
June 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This guy works for NASA
I always sleep better with a stuffed sock on my neck.
June 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I always sleep better with a stuffed sock on my neck.
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This is why we can’t have nice things
June 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is why we can’t have nice things
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Who the fuck is Georgia and how is he getting away with this?
May 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Who the fuck is Georgia and how is he getting away with this?
Swallow the science
June 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Swallow the science
Sorry we’re rubbish here, too many accounts to maintain. Find us over on Instagram at the usual handle.
June 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sorry we’re rubbish here, too many accounts to maintain. Find us over on Instagram at the usual handle.
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It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.
May 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.
Watch the fear grow in the other parents eyes as the sugar takes hold.
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watch the fear grow in the other parents eyes as the sugar takes hold.
Make your dog look like an Eastern European peasant from the 40s.
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Make your dog look like an Eastern European peasant from the 40s.
I clean my carpets with boot cleaner.
January 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I clean my carpets with boot cleaner.
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This guy needs to go down in history.
January 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This guy needs to go down in history.
Ah well, that’s life 🤷🏻♀️
January 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ah well, that’s life 🤷🏻♀️
Nail your rubbish to the wall.
January 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Nail your rubbish to the wall.
Why is your artwork weeping?
January 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Why is your artwork weeping?