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Rounding up tips, letters & general shite from trash mags/tabloids. Insta: @takeashite FB: http://facebook.com/takeashite/ and threads! Let’s see which site wins.
Who the effing hell has a hamster that lives long enough to have a birthday?
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Who the effing hell has a hamster that lives long enough to have a birthday?
Grandad went in for an after eight and had a coronary
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Grandad went in for an after eight and had a coronary
Du Vin, du pain, du wheeliebinesque Boursin.
June 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Du Vin, du pain, du wheeliebinesque Boursin.
This guy works for NASA
June 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This guy works for NASA
I always sleep better with a stuffed sock on my neck.
June 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I always sleep better with a stuffed sock on my neck.
Swallow the science
June 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Swallow the science
Watch the fear grow in the other parents eyes as the sugar takes hold.
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Watch the fear grow in the other parents eyes as the sugar takes hold.
Make your dog look like an Eastern European peasant from the 40s.
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Make your dog look like an Eastern European peasant from the 40s.
I clean my carpets with boot cleaner.
January 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I clean my carpets with boot cleaner.
Ah well, that’s life 🤷🏻♀️
January 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ah well, that’s life 🤷🏻♀️
Nail your rubbish to the wall.
January 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Nail your rubbish to the wall.
Why is your artwork weeping?
January 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Why is your artwork weeping?
I prefer to use one I’ve just used to scout a rusty tray.
January 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I prefer to use one I’ve just used to scout a rusty tray.
Make your knickers smell like your cat’s lavatory.
January 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Make your knickers smell like your cat’s lavatory.
All the best beauty experts recommend scouring your face.
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
All the best beauty experts recommend scouring your face.
Small, compact, very unlikely to constantly smash your legs on it. Great idea.
Keep your coffee in the cat bed.
Keep your coffee in the cat bed.
January 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Small, compact, very unlikely to constantly smash your legs on it. Great idea.
Keep your coffee in the cat bed.
Keep your coffee in the cat bed.
This is one of the strangest tips I’ve heard so far.
If we don’t reply to you, that’s just because we run this account for the joy of sharing this stuff, and don’t spend hours online chatting to people. Don’t be offended, if you want a chatty account, we’re not the one for you. 😘
If we don’t reply to you, that’s just because we run this account for the joy of sharing this stuff, and don’t spend hours online chatting to people. Don’t be offended, if you want a chatty account, we’re not the one for you. 😘
January 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is one of the strangest tips I’ve heard so far.
If we don’t reply to you, that’s just because we run this account for the joy of sharing this stuff, and don’t spend hours online chatting to people. Don’t be offended, if you want a chatty account, we’re not the one for you. 😘
If we don’t reply to you, that’s just because we run this account for the joy of sharing this stuff, and don’t spend hours online chatting to people. Don’t be offended, if you want a chatty account, we’re not the one for you. 😘
Would you like to see my refuse collection?
January 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Would you like to see my refuse collection?
Does it? Does it though?
January 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Does it? Does it though?
Classic shite shoe redesign
January 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Classic shite shoe redesign
You haven’t, you’ve got an upside glass with crap on top.
January 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
You haven’t, you’ve got an upside glass with crap on top.