Simpley Thom🏳️🌈
@mongreldog.bsky.social
ADULT. check my #furryart :3 hobby artist/writer; lapsed academic; queer; furry; created hypercapitalist space dystopia at rezq.space feat depressive doglike rescue worker Thom. old millennial, he/him (cis). #ThomFilms25. header: LadySDino
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Simpley Thom🏳️🌈
@mongreldog.bsky.social
· Aug 31
bom dia new followers
here is my fursona Thom
he works for terrible exploitative employers as a deep space recovery guy in the dystopian hypercapitalist future which you can read about at rezq.space
here is my fursona Thom
he works for terrible exploitative employers as a deep space recovery guy in the dystopian hypercapitalist future which you can read about at rezq.space
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feeling powerless? buy shirts that say "sex offender" on the front for your whole family
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
feeling powerless? buy shirts that say "sex offender" on the front for your whole family
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therapist: so you mentioned you've been feeling like chopped unc lately?
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
therapist: so you mentioned you've been feeling like chopped unc lately?
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
"Oh that guitar effect sounds cool, I wonder what it is"
*discovers it is called something like THE CUNT SCHLICKER 4000*
*discovers it is called something like THE CUNT SCHLICKER 4000*
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"Oh that guitar effect sounds cool, I wonder what it is"
*discovers it is called something like THE CUNT SCHLICKER 4000*
*discovers it is called something like THE CUNT SCHLICKER 4000*
MSG is the cooking equivalent of the mythical "soundgoodizer" of music production
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
MSG is the cooking equivalent of the mythical "soundgoodizer" of music production
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my birthday or whatever
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
my birthday or whatever
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i cast spell of become puppy
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i cast spell of become puppy
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sometimes i open up tumblr just to check notifications and i swear to god they must be running that whole site on a £1.99/month virtual server from hostgator or something because it's the slowest "major" website I've ever used
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
sometimes i open up tumblr just to check notifications and i swear to god they must be running that whole site on a £1.99/month virtual server from hostgator or something because it's the slowest "major" website I've ever used
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
got away with eating beans again last night lads. i noticed they also have onion powder in so i'm going to try some Controlled Onion Dosage soon to see what my tolerance is
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 AM
got away with eating beans again last night lads. i noticed they also have onion powder in so i'm going to try some Controlled Onion Dosage soon to see what my tolerance is
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Carlos Ezquerra
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Carlos Ezquerra
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grumpy coyote snugs?
January 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
grumpy coyote snugs?