sienna :3
@scardarelli.bsky.social
Woman trapped in a hot woman’s body
If you're a Sienna fan, and I know you are, then you're gonna love this. Trust me. I know I do ~ Hideo Kojima
If you're a Sienna fan, and I know you are, then you're gonna love this. Trust me. I know I do ~ Hideo Kojima
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millennial dogwoman who asks you to call her a heckin pupperino girlarino
January 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
millennial dogwoman who asks you to call her a heckin pupperino girlarino
birthday :) one more year till I can claim milf status
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 PM
birthday :) one more year till I can claim milf status
chopped salad? Uh no, I sure hope it’s not
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
chopped salad? Uh no, I sure hope it’s not
to a girl like me, a trapdoor is just a regular door
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
to a girl like me, a trapdoor is just a regular door
listen. if you see my ass sleeping in the human sized dog bed. it is NOT becuz I’m puppy. a new bed and bed-frame is LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
listen. if you see my ass sleeping in the human sized dog bed. it is NOT becuz I’m puppy. a new bed and bed-frame is LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS
I'm tired of this context. these nuances. I'm tired of being caught in the deeper meaning of their subtleties
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I'm tired of this context. these nuances. I'm tired of being caught in the deeper meaning of their subtleties
therapist: so you mentioned you've been feeling like chopped unc lately?
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
therapist: so you mentioned you've been feeling like chopped unc lately?
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
me: yeah
therapist: and even though you were quote "never the goat", you still feel washed?
me: correct
therapist: on a scale of 1 to 10, how high have your stress levels been?
me: I'd say about 6-7
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Beginning of transition: haha maybe now that I'm more comfortable in my skin, I won't feel the need to define myself by compulsively coming up with little jokes
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Beginning of transition: haha maybe now that I'm more comfortable in my skin, I won't feel the need to define myself by compulsively coming up with little jokes
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
Year and a half into transition: (tying myself off and shooting up with comically oversized syringe labeled "little jokes")
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if I said I wanted us to double team your it/its gf, would you hold it against me?
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
if I said I wanted us to double team your it/its gf, would you hold it against me?
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happy new years from me n the girlies 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
happy new years from me n the girlies 🥰
the craziest part about meeting gay women from the internet is they are soooo gay. so so gay. like way gayer than you could even imagine
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the craziest part about meeting gay women from the internet is they are soooo gay. so so gay. like way gayer than you could even imagine
just got a sexy Christmas gift. this is so sick Alexa please play New Magic Wand by Tyler the Creator
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just got a sexy Christmas gift. this is so sick Alexa please play New Magic Wand by Tyler the Creator
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You ever think Santa gets into a mood around Christmas like his Jolly Gland is at maximum capacity and the heat sets in and he's just pent up, walking around like "Damn, I gotta Ho"
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You ever think Santa gets into a mood around Christmas like his Jolly Gland is at maximum capacity and the heat sets in and he's just pent up, walking around like "Damn, I gotta Ho"
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planet fitness is bringing back olympic barbells. putting the lunk alarm on suicide watch
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
planet fitness is bringing back olympic barbells. putting the lunk alarm on suicide watch
why doesn't the omelas child just grow up? is he stupid?
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
why doesn't the omelas child just grow up? is he stupid?
a second "my bad" has hit the work slack general chat. they're gonna crucify me
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
a second "my bad" has hit the work slack general chat. they're gonna crucify me
boymoding in the club so they'll let me play that funky music
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
boymoding in the club so they'll let me play that funky music
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boss just walked in and asked "know anything about crypto?"
we're not gonna make it dawg this place is going under
we're not gonna make it dawg this place is going under
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
boss just walked in and asked "know anything about crypto?"
we're not gonna make it dawg this place is going under
we're not gonna make it dawg this place is going under
ah shit sorry guys, I can’t go in. sign says “no outside goop or grink allowed”. y’all have fun tho, I’ll be in the car
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ah shit sorry guys, I can’t go in. sign says “no outside goop or grink allowed”. y’all have fun tho, I’ll be in the car
my friend sent me this and now you have to see it too sorry
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
my friend sent me this and now you have to see it too sorry
getting the surgery that turns my rocky mountain oysters into a rocky mountain clam
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
getting the surgery that turns my rocky mountain oysters into a rocky mountain clam
call me rocky the way she mounting these oysters
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
call me rocky the way she mounting these oysters