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senior reviews editor, @theverge.com. fka nedwards.
previously: wirecutter, maximum pc

goblin wrangler, gloomrunner, enthusiast.

Osage citizen. TX. he/him. 𐓘𐓷𐓘𐓯𐓤𐓘͘. 𐓩𐓪͘𐓘𐓭𐓘𐓨𐓘͘𐓻𐓣.
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Claims that I am a joyless pedant are false. I’m actually a joyful pedant
you know I keep that mf thang on me
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I think this is at the heart of why AI is useful to fascists. They seek to throttle the imagination, so people won't be able to think of ways to stop them. People won't be able to hope for anything better.
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Years ago, I had 50 limited-edition 11"x17" art prints made to raise money that we were desperately in need of at the time.
I sold 7.

I found the other 43 and put them on eBay because I desperately need to pay some more bills. :(

$50, ships internationally!

www.ebay.com/itm/26746176...
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Gonna start printing all the Butlerian Jihad Now sweatshirts next week. Get em while they warm.
Etsy.com/shop/bumlung
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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You might have noticed a new face on the team lately — John Higgins recently debuted as our senior reviewer of TVs and audio! We're holding a special subscriber-exclusive AMA today at 2PM ET, so drop your AV questions in the comments section of this article any time and we'll see you this afternoon!
I’m The Verge’s new AV expert, ask me anything!
Let’s talk about TVs, headphones, speakers, and all things AV.
www.theverge.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Democratic strategists will just say anything. "better things aren't possible" yes they are. That's not true
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Help! I’m A Cable Network And My Dead-Eyed Commentators Keep Melting On Live TV!
You know it’s an emergency when Fox News breaks out the bowtie guys
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Severian is a classic example of an unreliable narrator when he introduces himself as Booker D. Newsun
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Alright you beautiful protein shake swilling hogs, the orange man has continued to be bad and people are going hungry. So it's time to help people. Y'all know I wouldn't tap your gains for a bad cause. I've chipped in and hope y'all are able to too.

teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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🚘 🥰 🌖
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Claims that I am a joyless pedant are false. I’m actually a joyful pedant
April 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I dreamed I was wearing a bunch more rings than usual and a friend from high school complimented my rings. Maybe I should wear more rings.
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
in France, Tommy Wiseau is known as Thomas Bird
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A new study finds that some humans are capable of chimp-like rational thought, even revising their beliefs based on new evidence
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Replying to "paywall" complaint replies with "that's right! Labor costs money!" in the children's TV show host cadence of this
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Hands on with Ursa, a new keycap option for Topre keyboards
Hands on with Ursa, a new keycap option for Topre keyboards
Happier hacking
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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sam altman sales pitch
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
conservatives are literally afraid of everything
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM