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Nelson Eggbirds?
@grackle.space
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senior reviews editor, @theverge.com. fka nedwards.
previously: wirecutter, maximum pc

goblin wrangler, gloomrunner, enthusiast.

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you know I keep that mf thang on me
A photo of a macropod, if you can call it that, with one enormous mechanical key switch with an orange keycap, plus two rotary encoders. It has a case made of LEGO and you know it has RBG backlighting and underglow
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Area man on some brand new bullshit
Top down view of a compact keyboard with spherical white-on-black Ursa keycaps 3/4 close view of a compact keyboard with spherical white-on-black Ursa keycaps
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months." Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Ray yelling at Little Nephew for his indescribable pants/underwear situation, except Little Nephew is replaced with "Samara Weaving." Samara Weaving! What in HELL are you wearin'?!
August 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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www.etsy.com/listing/8521...
"Come and take it" flag as a morale patch, but instead of a cannon it's a baby bottle.
August 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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VtM: Bloodlines, milord
Thufir Hawat from Dune: Awakening, eyes rolled back, accessing his vast mental powers
August 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Shoutout to that mountain though, for real.
Photo of low mountains marching into the distance, with meadows and forests adorning the slopes. There's a diary farm down there, and higher mountains in the back. The sky is blue, the clouds are fluffy. Frick I wish I was there and not at my computer
August 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Strava’s “Athlete Intelligence” feature interpreted this hike from last year — in which I descended nearly 3,000 feet down a mountain over 2.8 miles — as a gentle *ascent* because it doesn’t know what to do with downhill. Thank u strava
Screenshot of strava elevation graph showing approx 3,000 foot descent over 2.8 miles, with an AI summary that reads “Athlete Intelligence A modest 184 ft elevation gain in Les Clefs, France - a gentle terrain with some light climbing.”
August 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Hell yeah brother
Screenshot of Wikipedia article. Title: List of individual rocks Text: The following is a list of notable rocks and stones. Callout box: This list is incomplete; you can help by adding missing items. (November 2018)
August 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Garfield looking at “no Garfields” sign and saying “huh. I wonder who that’s for”
August 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I finally started playing Cyberpunk and they call money “eddies” for some reason
Mastodon pst from nathan edwards @ardent_handsaw@wandering.shop on Aug 28, 2018 at 01:35 PM Text: me, a character in a game where money is called "eddies" for some reason: gimme back my eddies ·
July 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Will Smith Oculus Rift photo if you get my drift
July 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Elon's horse levels are unprecedented
@Merman_Melville Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
July 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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iOS 26 dev beta 4
dril tweet: turning a big dial taht says LIQUID GLASS on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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[ @themountaingoats.bsky.social "jenny from thebes" scansion ]
sandwich bag of magic cards from 1998
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Area man on some related bullshit
A compact silver keyboard in HHKB layout. The legends on the keys are dots: mostly white, with other colors sprinkled in.
July 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Paragraph 8
Del Monte Pacific Ltd., which acquired Del Monte Foods in 2014, had also taken out loans to finance that purchase, adding to its debt burden. A rise in interest rates caused its cash interest expense to nearly double — from $66 million in 2020 to $125 million in 2025 — putting enormous pressure on its cash flow.
July 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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They rule! That may be slightly oversaturated now that I look at it; here’s a different angle
Black trackball with sparkly blue ball next to off-white keyboard with blue and gray keycaps
June 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Area man still on his bullshit
A wooden desk with a large trackball mouse with a blue ball to the left of a white keyboard with blue and grey "Space Cadet" keycaps. A Verge mug is visible in the background.
June 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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WHAT YEAR IS IT
Spotify screenshot declaring new music by MxPx. The album art had their punk mascot dude emerging from a 90s beige computer monitor
May 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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i think about this @mattielubchansky.com tweet all the time
Tweet from Mattie Lubchansky, posted Jan 19, 2016: hi it's me, the extremely moderate and reasonable person. i agree the system is broken but what if...bear with me, what if we left it alone
May 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Principle Skinner meme: Am I so out of touch? No, it's the pope who is wrong
May 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Grab a pizza on your way out
Dutch “Big Americans” frozen pizza, BBQ pork flavored.
April 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Catching up on OrkTube
YouTube thumbnail of a video explaining a Mario Kart glider glitch with the text “Red is MUCH faster”
April 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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also: why is your handle from the chicken website
the rooster Favrd logo, from the olden days
April 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM