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The ol’ whatfer?
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Every question headline should end like this

“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”

“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”

“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Been on an odyssey in San Jose trying to get my phone charged. It’s OBAA out here
October 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:
ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.
Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.
www.thehandbasket.co
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Got emotional when Steely Dan played introducing Willa during One Battle After Another just cuz I’m old and it was so god damn Perfect. What a picture.
September 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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realistic people: period products should be free for students

men in their 50s: if girls get free tampons, my 21 year old son Brandon shouldn't have to pay for nunchuck lessons
August 6, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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Welcome to CBS News with Bari Weiss; I’m Bari Weiss. The top story tonight is that my maverick opinions are being silenced by the woke left
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
August 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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While I'm planning and scheduling end of life celebrations for my sister, I'd like to make sure we have the funds to make her send off a beautiful gathering. Cremation and funeral costs are exorbitant and I'm a single mom.

Anything helps, even a share. 🥀
Donate to Help Miranda’s Family Say Goodbye, organized by Sarah Eames
AUGUST 6 UPDATE: Miranda’s doctors informed her sibling Jamie this afternoon that he… Sarah Eames needs your support for Help Miranda’s Family Say Goodbye
gofund.me
August 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hulk Hogan is a cautionary tale for any dude who spends his entire life thinking he’s the most important guy in the room even after he’s clearly not. No growth. No accountability. In the end everyone sees right through you. Truly a wasted life.
July 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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In the past when I sat down to write about Israel, I’ve had a moment where I take a deep breath and accept that, as a Jewish woman, it’s going to be difficult. This time, there was no such moment.

I wrote about the intentional starvation of Gaza by Israel/US, and the moral imperative to say enough:
Gaza is starving
Palestinians seeking food are being killed by the IDF. It's time for the entire world to say enough.
www.thehandbasket.co
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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[warning: Superman spoiler]

Cracking up at this review on Letterboxd
July 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"Prayerfully, I must report that my biblical husband has offended carnally against our covenant at the airport Radisson with Hayleigh from his office. Rest assured that this will not obstruct my divinely ordained work to replace all public education with videos of old Dr. Phil episodes."
July 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
July 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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OTD in 1975: Arthur Ashe defeated Jimmy Connors in 4 sets becoming the 1st Black man ever to win a Wimbledon singles title. 🍓🎾🏆
July 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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When you live somewhere and disaster strikes, it makes no sense to pretend it isn’t personal. For me, there’s no other way to process terrible things than to make journalism. To my friends from home who went to Camp Mystic and Heart O' the Hills — this is for you.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/07/05/c...
‘Goodnight, Camp Mystic. We Love You.’: A 100-Year-Old Community Honors Its Missing & Dead Girls
Fifteen children are dead and 27 girls are still missing amid devastating floods in Texas. “I’m holding onto the love and light that Mystic gave us, even in the darkest night,” one former camper said....
thebarbedwire.com
July 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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nothing more american than an abandoned toys r us, a company destroyed by private equity, painted with a giant flag mural
July 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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We learn from our mistakes. For instance, we no longer answer questions about the screams coming from the kitchen.
June 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Love when while running he turns his head to say (in my mind) “FUCK YOU!” To someone he runs by. Good stuff
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the thing with Mamdani is that he’s obviously an incredible political talent - the campaign he’s run has been extremely impressive even if you don’t like his policies

the party should be delighted, and that they’re instead pulling out all the stops to beat him speaks volumes
June 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM