Johnny McNulty
@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social
Sometimes writer. More times not. He/him.
Upon being handed popular support, Dem leadership immediately panicked and threw it into the sea.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Upon being handed popular support, Dem leadership immediately panicked and threw it into the sea.
We're never going to convince future civilizations that this wasn't a style.
"In the early 21st Century, American men painted the front of the face, creating a stylized cosmetic mask."
No, it was just one guy! You gotta believe us!
"In the early 21st Century, American men painted the front of the face, creating a stylized cosmetic mask."
No, it was just one guy! You gotta believe us!
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We're never going to convince future civilizations that this wasn't a style.
"In the early 21st Century, American men painted the front of the face, creating a stylized cosmetic mask."
No, it was just one guy! You gotta believe us!
"In the early 21st Century, American men painted the front of the face, creating a stylized cosmetic mask."
No, it was just one guy! You gotta believe us!
POV: You had a bagel w/cream cheese and chocolate milk right before your 8:30 a.m. lecture
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
POV: You had a bagel w/cream cheese and chocolate milk right before your 8:30 a.m. lecture
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the look of a man who is constantly annoyed that dying people are interrupting his party
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the look of a man who is constantly annoyed that dying people are interrupting his party
Hey great meeting you at the recent professional event, I was just wondering if you wanted to follow up and check in every few months until one of us dies
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hey great meeting you at the recent professional event, I was just wondering if you wanted to follow up and check in every few months until one of us dies
I wish I believed anything as much as the NYTimes believes they are one awful op-ed away from millions of conservative subscribers.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I wish I believed anything as much as the NYTimes believes they are one awful op-ed away from millions of conservative subscribers.
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
Let's meet centrist pundits halfway by giving them vouchers to spend at the reeducation camp of their choice
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Let's meet centrist pundits halfway by giving them vouchers to spend at the reeducation camp of their choice
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mamdani's other victory is making so many overpaid Dem consultants look clueless
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
mamdani's other victory is making so many overpaid Dem consultants look clueless
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gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
gotta say this whole business about ‘electing a muslim mayor is basically pissing on the graves of 9/11 victims’ is just…just shockingly racist stuff i mean what else is there to say about it
Breaking: ultra-rich New Yorkers threaten to ruin other housing markets instead
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Breaking: ultra-rich New Yorkers threaten to ruin other housing markets instead
Can't wait to find out that Mike Johnson has never heard of New York, New Jersey, or Virginia
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Can't wait to find out that Mike Johnson has never heard of New York, New Jersey, or Virginia
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This officer is being subjected to a level of humiliation you normally need to pay a woman in leather for.
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This officer is being subjected to a level of humiliation you normally need to pay a woman in leather for.
Dick Cheney dying is a good reminder to Millennials to start exercising now if you want to read about JD Vance one day.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dick Cheney dying is a good reminder to Millennials to start exercising now if you want to read about JD Vance one day.
LinkedIn is the most ominous social network. "18 people viewed your profile." Horrifying.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
LinkedIn is the most ominous social network. "18 people viewed your profile." Horrifying.
America has two main political gears:
"pathologically pretending we've always been good"
"outlawing the idea that good is possible"
"pathologically pretending we've always been good"
"outlawing the idea that good is possible"
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
America has two main political gears:
"pathologically pretending we've always been good"
"outlawing the idea that good is possible"
"pathologically pretending we've always been good"
"outlawing the idea that good is possible"
Mike Johnson watching 'Bird Box' and wondering what's so hard about not seeing the evil thing.
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Mike Johnson watching 'Bird Box' and wondering what's so hard about not seeing the evil thing.
Andrew Cuomo in 2024: "Hello, welcome to Andrew Cuomo Consulting. Please pay me for my advice."
[5 million dollars later]
"My advice is that you make me mayor so I can put in a good word with myself."
[5 million dollars later]
"My advice is that you make me mayor so I can put in a good word with myself."
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Andrew Cuomo in 2024: "Hello, welcome to Andrew Cuomo Consulting. Please pay me for my advice."
[5 million dollars later]
"My advice is that you make me mayor so I can put in a good word with myself."
[5 million dollars later]
"My advice is that you make me mayor so I can put in a good word with myself."
This guy sure takes a lot of cognitive tests and MRIs for someone whose doctors think he's doing great
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This guy sure takes a lot of cognitive tests and MRIs for someone whose doctors think he's doing great
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how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
hes not allowed to run for a third term so why are you even asking him
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
how does donald trump keep breaking all these norms when all i'm doing is repeatedly suggesting he might do that with softball questions and then writing up the answers as if it's not a settled issue and attributing equal validity to his sundowning avarice and the written constitution
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People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small
I guess New York will raise costs until they give up on their dreams and go home?
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I guess New York will raise costs until they give up on their dreams and go home?
History books don't usually include phrases like "some real ominous shit" but the ones about us will.
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
History books don't usually include phrases like "some real ominous shit" but the ones about us will.