Johnny McNulty
@johnnymcnulty.bsky.social
Sometimes writer. More times not. He/him.
POV: You had a bagel w/cream cheese and chocolate milk right before your 8:30 a.m. lecture
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
POV: You had a bagel w/cream cheese and chocolate milk right before your 8:30 a.m. lecture
Benchley is better at using pillows than most humans
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Benchley is better at using pillows than most humans
I don't know what FBI agent needs to hear this but you're allowed to take a deep breath and think for a minute before scrawling on bullets
September 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I don't know what FBI agent needs to hear this but you're allowed to take a deep breath and think for a minute before scrawling on bullets
I was gonna complain about being stuck in traffic, but
September 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I was gonna complain about being stuck in traffic, but
Remember: if a random on the Internet makes a joke you don't like, that's a symptom of deep problems on the left and we must endure 50 Ezra Klein articles as penance
If the leader of the GOP comes out and says he hates half the country, that's just a kooky guy and you're the jerk for generalizing!
If the leader of the GOP comes out and says he hates half the country, that's just a kooky guy and you're the jerk for generalizing!
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Remember: if a random on the Internet makes a joke you don't like, that's a symptom of deep problems on the left and we must endure 50 Ezra Klein articles as penance
If the leader of the GOP comes out and says he hates half the country, that's just a kooky guy and you're the jerk for generalizing!
If the leader of the GOP comes out and says he hates half the country, that's just a kooky guy and you're the jerk for generalizing!
Unfortunately I am extremely confident that this script is supposed to be read with the breathy pacing of the Calvin Klein: Obsession ads from the late 80s because that's when all of Trump's references stop.
September 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Unfortunately I am extremely confident that this script is supposed to be read with the breathy pacing of the Calvin Klein: Obsession ads from the late 80s because that's when all of Trump's references stop.
Looking good, Mr President!
September 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Looking good, Mr President!
I miss the days when the grossest thing you could see on the Internet was tubgirl, and not the intellectual output of The Free Press
August 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I miss the days when the grossest thing you could see on the Internet was tubgirl, and not the intellectual output of The Free Press
I knew I recognized it
August 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I knew I recognized it
These are objectively henchpeople. This is who interviews to go work for Shredder or Skeletor. These are Megatron's lawyers.
August 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
These are objectively henchpeople. This is who interviews to go work for Shredder or Skeletor. These are Megatron's lawyers.
this is the speech a one-episode Game of Thrones character gives before getting killed ten seconds later
August 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this is the speech a one-episode Game of Thrones character gives before getting killed ten seconds later
I legitimately think the Republicans' proposed redistricting map for Houston will open up a Hellmouth
July 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I legitimately think the Republicans' proposed redistricting map for Houston will open up a Hellmouth
(bravely) my anus is rarely itchy and I never scratch it with my bare hands
July 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
(bravely) my anus is rarely itchy and I never scratch it with my bare hands
The rich!
United!
Will never be redistributed!
United!
Will never be redistributed!
June 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The rich!
United!
Will never be redistributed!
United!
Will never be redistributed!
It sucks when evil people look really evil. It's like they're endorsing phrenology for bonus points.
June 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It sucks when evil people look really evil. It's like they're endorsing phrenology for bonus points.
When you forget the words for "unconditional surrender"
June 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
When you forget the words for "unconditional surrender"
China Halts Exports Of Critical, Uh, Ghosts?
April 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
China Halts Exports Of Critical, Uh, Ghosts?
No surer sign that Walz is doing something right than the guy who makes Yglesias look clairvoyant saying he's wrong.
March 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
No surer sign that Walz is doing something right than the guy who makes Yglesias look clairvoyant saying he's wrong.
rich people after the bond market breaks
March 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
rich people after the bond market breaks
Chuck Schumer seeing an Irish name: "people outside New York aren't ready for this"
March 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Chuck Schumer seeing an Irish name: "people outside New York aren't ready for this"
AI slop, of course
February 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
AI slop, of course
"Chuck Schumer recall election"
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Chuck Schumer recall election"