Happy Birthday Lauren Who Is Nice!

At least you can get the baby’s Fanduel account popping right away

I don’t have time to read this I’m Teaching Myself Cryptology

Banger

Look at The Poosay Magnet over here

What a fuckin loser

Hey bub

What stings for the Jays is they actually *tried* to get all the same players, right? Freeman, Ohtani, Yamamoto etc. they wanted to spend the money but the Dodgers were already winning. More proof of the Mookie trade being the most lopsided trade ever lolz.

Buckets for free!

Mads himself talked about how ridiculous the poker scene was and how mad he was he had to lose to the one guy at the table who had no idea how to play (Daniel Craig)

Take this shit down

If I own a billion of something you should absolutely call me a hoarder of it. Like if I had a billion hand towels they’d fuckin institutionalize me.

Point proven.

The dream of any midwesternborn baseball fan- A slugger who looks just like Bob Newhart.

Dropping in to add Godzilla Minus One to the list

Let me open my “discover” tab here…