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TODAY: @swordsjew.bsky.social on the Obligatory Heterosexual Interludes of cinema. "She is there to kiss and evaporate, thereby dispersing the mists of gay passion that might otherwise have gathered and precipitated into action." flaminghydra.com/r/2eaecda2?m...
This guy’s in love with you
Tal Lavin watches some movies
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January 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
TODAY: @swordsjew.bsky.social on the Obligatory Heterosexual Interludes of cinema. "She is there to kiss and evaporate, thereby dispersing the mists of gay passion that might otherwise have gathered and precipitated into action." flaminghydra.com/r/2eaecda2?m...
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A male Slaty-tailed Trogon showing off its lovely green and red colors
#birds #CostaRica #Photography
#birds #CostaRica #Photography
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A male Slaty-tailed Trogon showing off its lovely green and red colors
#birds #CostaRica #Photography
#birds #CostaRica #Photography
![Screenshot of Robinhood stock news from TipRanks, 26m [ago] reading: “Warning of the Burst to Come”: Microsoft Stock Slides, Analyst Calls AI a “Planet-Sized Bubble”. Below, the Microsoft stock ticker is displayed in red text as MSFT -12.06%](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ef5enflx5e47fr3zboguzkk/bafkreifjcffx3fldjuxr643p2chu7ikvthcrgyh7ytkujyfapqu5y7xcs4@jpeg)
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Him: I am not turning the heat up
Me: let me wear your skin as a coat
Me: let me wear your skin as a coat
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Him: I am not turning the heat up
Me: let me wear your skin as a coat
Me: let me wear your skin as a coat
the FBI agent in my iphone camera feed seeing me grab the tweezers mentally preparing himself to watch another battle royale of me vs 1000 ingrown hairs #girl
January 29, 2026 at 7:39 AM
the FBI agent in my iphone camera feed seeing me grab the tweezers mentally preparing himself to watch another battle royale of me vs 1000 ingrown hairs #girl
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hey slim i just ate a handful of melatonin gummies dare me to jork it?
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
hey slim i just ate a handful of melatonin gummies dare me to jork it?
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Plus, cigarettes are wonderful. Many people are still alive today because I chose a cigarette instead of the other thing I was gonna do.
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Plus, cigarettes are wonderful. Many people are still alive today because I chose a cigarette instead of the other thing I was gonna do.
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I started this ragtag army of shitposters from the block lists of our foes
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I started this ragtag army of shitposters from the block lists of our foes
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there’s a wizard going around and he’s stealing your piss
January 29, 2026 at 4:40 AM
there’s a wizard going around and he’s stealing your piss
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
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I’m like hella good at lying on the floor and softly crying
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I’m like hella good at lying on the floor and softly crying
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Me: Dating's not going well.
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Me: Dating's not going well.
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
My Therapist: Hang in there. Even Stephen Miller found someone.
Me: *stabs myself with the rake from the little zen sandbox*
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Every boy has in his inventory:
- Ice cream spoon (tool, equippable)
- Flowers in last month's newspapers (gift, crafted)
- Ice cream spoon (tool, equippable)
- Flowers in last month's newspapers (gift, crafted)
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Every boy has in his inventory:
- Ice cream spoon (tool, equippable)
- Flowers in last month's newspapers (gift, crafted)
- Ice cream spoon (tool, equippable)
- Flowers in last month's newspapers (gift, crafted)
isnt that that song by dolly parton
January 29, 2026 at 6:13 AM
isnt that that song by dolly parton
man there is nothing like facebook market place #thrifting
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM
man there is nothing like facebook market place #thrifting
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just got off the phone with the irs they said file whatever you want this year nobody’s checking
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
just got off the phone with the irs they said file whatever you want this year nobody’s checking
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Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
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I don’t know about you chuckleheads but I’ve been making my own gasoline from chardonnay, Morrissey CDs, and tenacity
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I don’t know about you chuckleheads but I’ve been making my own gasoline from chardonnay, Morrissey CDs, and tenacity
hi blue sky! my #tiktok got #banned so i came over here instead because IM NOT FUCKING DOING THIS! can we be so fr? (AI) facial scan, my govt ID or credit card?!? #fuckoracle
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 AM
hi blue sky! my #tiktok got #banned so i came over here instead because IM NOT FUCKING DOING THIS! can we be so fr? (AI) facial scan, my govt ID or credit card?!? #fuckoracle