goreston
@goreston.bsky.social
He/Him I finally beat you, Reston tourist agency!
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December 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
In an age when the most debauched pornography imaginable is only a couple of clicks away, the existence of this subreddit is oddly heartening: www.reddit.com/r/womenofant...
womenofantiquesUK
Beautiful female antique experts from UK TV shows such as Flog It and Antiques Road Trip
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December 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
In an age when the most debauched pornography imaginable is only a couple of clicks away, the existence of this subreddit is oddly heartening: www.reddit.com/r/womenofant...
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I used to work at a small shop that made little plastic vampires.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
There were only 2 of us working there, so I had to make every second count.
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Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
May 18, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
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Phew, Mandelson's been sacked as UK's ambassador to the US, a wise move from Starm-OH NO OH NO HE'S JUST APPOINTED JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S GHOST AS THE NEW AMBASSADOR, AH FUCK, KEEEEEIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!
September 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Phew, Mandelson's been sacked as UK's ambassador to the US, a wise move from Starm-OH NO OH NO HE'S JUST APPOINTED JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S GHOST AS THE NEW AMBASSADOR, AH FUCK, KEEEEEIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!!
"Hey babe, this girl I fancied in school has just been dumped by the father of her child. Wanna help me write a song about how she's a shallow bitch for not choosing me even though you could totally tell she was into me?" - The Sk8r Boi
September 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Hey babe, this girl I fancied in school has just been dumped by the father of her child. Wanna help me write a song about how she's a shallow bitch for not choosing me even though you could totally tell she was into me?" - The Sk8r Boi
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
September 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
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I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
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Generous of them, but a logistical nightmare I imagine
🌿☕Good lovely morning🌞
Seagulls have supraorbital salt glands behind their eye sockets, allowing them to consume seawater & still maintain a healthy electrolyte balance. Their function is similar to kidneys, allowing survival without access to fresh water
They share these glands with penguins🐧 🐧🐧🌿
Seagulls have supraorbital salt glands behind their eye sockets, allowing them to consume seawater & still maintain a healthy electrolyte balance. Their function is similar to kidneys, allowing survival without access to fresh water
They share these glands with penguins🐧 🐧🐧🌿
August 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Generous of them, but a logistical nightmare I imagine
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I DIDNT GO THROUGH THREE YEARS OF A PHILOSOPHY DEGREE FOR PEOPLE TO DRIBBLE OUT PISS POOR HALF-BAKED THEORIES OF MIND ABOUT A HUGE FINANCIAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL CON
August 26, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I DIDNT GO THROUGH THREE YEARS OF A PHILOSOPHY DEGREE FOR PEOPLE TO DRIBBLE OUT PISS POOR HALF-BAKED THEORIES OF MIND ABOUT A HUGE FINANCIAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL CON
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
Less Than Less Than Jake
The Mighty Mighty Managertones
Slightly diminish a band:
JOG DMC
JOG DMC
August 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Less Than Less Than Jake
Every now and then I find myself remembering something I was taught/assumed as a child, and realising it was obviously horseshit. Today, with bonus racism. Of course curry wasn't invented to mask the flavour of spoiled meat. What the fuck.
August 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Every now and then I find myself remembering something I was taught/assumed as a child, and realising it was obviously horseshit. Today, with bonus racism. Of course curry wasn't invented to mask the flavour of spoiled meat. What the fuck.
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this must be the large language model everyone's talking about
I thought the worst thing about it was the ridiculous hyper-airbrushed texture we’ve come to expect from this nonsense technology and then I saw the actual full ad and apparently this fake woman made of environmental ruin and stolen art is about eight feet tall
July 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
this must be the large language model everyone's talking about
Shocked Pikachu face.
Germany gave people €1,200/month no strings attached.
They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others.
Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further.
#UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others.
Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further.
#UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
July 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Shocked Pikachu face.
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it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
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If they make another Star Trek movie, can we have James Gunn direct it? Not because of his directorial skills; I just think it’s about time a narrative included Gunn’s Chekov.
July 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If they make another Star Trek movie, can we have James Gunn direct it? Not because of his directorial skills; I just think it’s about time a narrative included Gunn’s Chekov.
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deeply offensive that actually doing the chores that have been hanging over my head for weeks feels good
and also that this will in no way help me to do those chores faster the next time
and also that this will in no way help me to do those chores faster the next time
July 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
deeply offensive that actually doing the chores that have been hanging over my head for weeks feels good
and also that this will in no way help me to do those chores faster the next time
and also that this will in no way help me to do those chores faster the next time
Rewatching Buffy again, and 'l, robot' (season 1, Willow falls in love with a demon trapped in the internet) seems to have gone from a vaguely ridiculous internet scare story to an uncannily prescient depiction of ChatGPT.
July 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Rewatching Buffy again, and 'l, robot' (season 1, Willow falls in love with a demon trapped in the internet) seems to have gone from a vaguely ridiculous internet scare story to an uncannily prescient depiction of ChatGPT.
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
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I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
June 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.